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Parrotthead357

52 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Rather not say
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a widowed father, a happy and handsome guy, that aspires to make you feel relaxed and happy while in my company. My friends describe me as a sweet-natured gentleman, who is smart, flirty and a blast to be with. I strive to be understanding of your needs. I am the type of guy that will be there to hold your hand and listen, when you need me to. But, I have had enough experience in life to tell when you need your space and would rather be left alone. We all need that from time to time.
I love to travel. In the last year I've been to Germany once and Mexico three times. I hold an advanced scuba certification and spent a week on Cozumel scuba diving last October. I just returned from Cancun a last Saturday and dove a flooded, cave system. Crazy huh? I have been going on a vacation that puts ink in my passport once or twice a year for the past several years. I plan to visit and explore Central America sometime soon. Have passport will travel.
Ladies, here is your chance to meet one of those guys that seems so great but are always married to someone else.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The same thing I've always done... Work hard, Play hard and Enjoy life!! I've recently refound my passion for adventurous activities. I love Whitewater rafting (owned and operated a rafting/fishing guide service on the Deschutes for many years) Scuba diving, I'll zip line off anything, Hike, Hang glide or do what ever gets my blood pumping. Hell, I'd even jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Got a fun idea for an adventure, I'm down for most anything
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sensual Massage, Treating you like a lady, Fishing, Scuba diving. Cooking, Grilling, Smoking ribs and brisket, Being a dad, Making a living, Eating pickles, Making beer, Kissing, Making you laugh and feel good about life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Face, hair, sense of humor and my million dollar smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite authors are Clive Cussler and John Grisham, but Ill read anything that strikes my fancy.
Favorite guy movie is Pulp Fiction (love Tarintino)
Favorite chick flick is The Notebook. Great love story.
Love Wicked. I have been going to see alot of Broadway Across America shows at the Keller the last few years.
I love Jimmy Buffett. I grew up on Classic Rock and Country.
I like any foods but my go to's are BBQ, Italian and Thai. My biggest Guilty pleasure is a Big Bite hotdog from 7-11
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A good book
2. Great food
3. Sex
4. Fun times
5. Fishing rod
6. Sex... shit, I said that twice - come on I'm a guy... at least I'm honest!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That I feel lonely in a room full of people because I don't have a girl on my arm these days. I am looking for someone who is comfortable with how she looks and is confident in herself. You must feel as pretty in your little black dress as I do dressed in my tux. And conversely, I'd like to find a girl who can get dirty and laugh till she forgets to breathe while driving my old truck thru a mud bog. I adore women, but tend to gravitate toward pretty women with soft feminine features. I would like to meet someone who can appreciate my quick wit and silly one liners that sometimes slip out of my mouth. You must love to laugh and smile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my boys playing poker, having a few beers and telling stories... Or, looking for a pretty girl to hang out with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really dislike waking up by myself in the morning. I'd much rather look across at the pillow next to me and see someone who makes me smile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Liked my profile, think I'm attractive, just have to talk to a really great guy or just want to fall hoplessly in bed... Ummm, sorry... love with me. Please know that you will be treated with respect, adoration and patience.
Please don't contact me if you are looking for a meal ticket for your babies, wanna play me for a chump, wanna get me to pay your rent, loan you money or if you look or act like you're a senior citizen at the 40.