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27 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:18pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was going to try and keep it brief, but that just isn't possible now.

I love video games. They have had a huge impact on my life, and are a big part of it at the moment. I'm a bit of a nerd, which isn't a bad thing in my opinion. I don't talk about nerdy things unless asked. Just know if I am thrust into a situation where nerding out is acceptable, I will.

I like an intellectual man. You need to be able to hold a conversation. I have a story about a guy who couldn't figure out how to play Katamari Damacy, and all you do to play is move two joysticks in tandem. that said something about how intelligent he was. I want someone who can give me a challenge, whatever that may be. I'm no rocket scientist. But I can grasp new ideas or strange theories that are written down, or spoken, in terms I can understand. Which shouldn't too difficult for someone who has knowledge of such concepts.

A big plus for me are beards, piercings, tattoos, that kind of thing. I don't have any tats or piercings, but I did have a labret. I'm into skinny, average, and guys who are stocky. Let's be clear, i'm saying stocky like a guy who plays football or is just built a little bigger. Not attracted to "hefty" guys. Nothing against them, I just don't have an attraction to that. I mostly date white guys, just my track record. Not opposed to dating anyone of any ethnic or racial background.

I don't go to the bars much, if ever, but I am willing to go with the right guy. Also, I'm not into sports. If the guy I'm dating wants to take me to some sports event or an event he will be participating in, I'm okay with that. I'll even try to play. Just don't expect me to play well or know any of the rules. I get the puck into the endzone for a strike, right?

I do enjoy the outdoors, though. I really do like to take long walks. Usually it is just down the road near my apartment, but I'll walk for at least an hour. If you want to go walking with me, or if you work out and want someone who has never worked out and wants to get fit, let me know! Love camping, but can't remember the last time I actually had the chance to go! Marshmallows and ghost stories and hiking...It sounds lovely!

I smoke, and am completely fine with forgoing it when around others who do not smoke. But if you do, that ain't a problem with me. I don't do harder drugs (coke, heroin, PCP, Acid ...tried X, didn't like it). Weed isn't a drug, nor would I consider a shrooms, since both are simply a plant/fungus and neither are deadly. Yes, cigarettes aren't good for you, but hey, no one is 100% healthy in every single aspect. I do my best, but we all have room to grow.

Music is a big part of my everyday life. In descending order of frequency of the correlation between the two events I have music on when I'm: on walks, at work, or when the mood strikes me. I like a variety of music, from hip-hop, to opera, to 30's music from the great crooners and Americana bands. Don't really dislike any kind of music really. And I'm not super obsessed about any kind of music. You do, however, get many extra points if you love Eisley. They are the best band to walk the planet.

Painting is one of my big hobbies. I mostly do paintings of plants. Always thought about branching out, but nothing has caught my attention yet (get it?). Even though I have a special affinity for plants, that does not mean I dislike animals. I do, in fact, own a cat. She is an adorable cream and tan cat named Aura. She isn't very affectionate, but she isn't mean either. She's eternally my little Princess (which is what you would call a girl kitten, Aura would technically be a "Queen").

Politics and religion are touchy subjects for people. But I don't mind talking about it. I believe in things I feel are good for the whole. That means every living thing on the planet. I do not litter, or throw cigarette butts on the ground. I'll carry that in my pocket until I locate the proper place to discard it.

Science mystifies me. Is gravity real? Is our universe birth from material in another universe? Can we harness teleportation? Time travel? I can't really say that I would think backward time travel is possible for humans to achieve. Wouldn't we have at least found *someone* from the future by now? To the future is a completely different story, although that could be achieved through cryogenics in a way.

As for life on other planets...Well that's pretty simple. It would be arrogant for us to assume we are on the only planet with life on it, or that we are the only intelligent and sentient species. I wouldn't think it'll be anything like Star Trek or Star Wars, I just can't think the Universe is populated by a humans with just different ears or that most life would look anything like life on Earth. There are planets made out of nothing but DIAMONDS, scientists have found one. Just imagine how crazy life could be out there! Amethyst airborne jellyfish that feed on sunlight, or telepathic shadows.

My family is a good thing in my life, thankfully. It wasn't always like this. But slowly our relationship has become tolerable. They even have asked about the boyfriend I was dating, which was a surprise. At first, they were in no way accepting of my sexuality on the whole. With the exception of a few family members, I was not well liked. I was blessed to have those that were behind me, and doubly blessed the others all came around.

I do not understand things like stealing and murder. I can't really get why humans would want to hurt one another, much less another living thing. I'm the kind of guy that will pick up those earthworms that go to pavement during sprinkler sessions, and find them a nice dry area to put them in. It may not mean anything to me, but it means everything to that worm. Stealing is really something that stupefies me. If you wan something I own *that* bad, just ask. Chances are I'll be flattered enough that you like something I bought that much I'll just give it to you. Compassion breeds compassion.

If you have anything else you would like to know, send me a message. Tell me a bit about yourself. Be creative. I am quite a friendly person. Have a great day!

What I’m doing with my life
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Currently have a job working 40 hours a week. It isn't fancy or glamorous, but it is way better than being unemployed. I currently work for a customer service place. I get to help people, which I like to do.
I’m really good at
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I consider myself average in pretty much everything. For the longest time this space was blank because I did not know what to write. But now I know that I don't know what I am good at yet (it definitely isn't perfect punctuation). I want to meet someone who will take me to do new things, and I am being totally honest. Don't really care what the activity is, since I like doing whatever. I am also really good at overusing the comma. Why? Because it's fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I honestly have no clue what people notice first about me, that would make me psychic...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music Collection- Aphex Twin, Aqua, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bob Marley, Coldplay, Eisley, Emily Bindiger, The Gorillaz, Ghostland Observatory, Kate Nash, Lady Tron, Lorde, Merriment, Modest Mouse, No Doubt, NoFX, Pomplamoose, Panic! At the Disco, The Pillows, Royskopp, Sahara Smith, See-Saw, Shiny Toy Guns, System Of A Down, Sublime, The Streets, They Might Be Giants, Utada Hikaru, Yuki Kajiura.... the list goes on and on.

Favorite Foods- Favorite types of food would have to be Tex-Mex and Chinese. However my favorite meal of the day is breakfast. MMMMMMM French Toast and sausage and bacon and pancakes and eggs and all that delicious food! I thank nature for my metabolism and the ability to eat the food I looooove!

TV Shows- I also enjoy watching anime like FLCL, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, .hack//sign (first in English then, if I can in Japanese with the subtitles), South Park (which is my current favorite show still in production), Futurama, Family Guy, The Drinky Crow Show, Sealab 2021, Sanctuary, Dr. Who, Sarah Jane Chronicles, Torchwood, American Dad, Stargate Universe, Caprica, Warehouse 13, Eureka, Grimm, Farscape, Monster Rancher, Pokemon (I prefer the old seasons to the new Black and White crap [YOU CAN'T JUST TELL YOUR POKEMON TO DODGE]), Mary Shelley's Frankenhole, Ed, Edd, and Eddie (Edd played Hare in Monster Rancher f.y.i), Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Ben 10, Children's Hospital, Law & Order, Adventrue Time with Finn and Jake, American Dad, Brickleberry, Key and Peele, Rizzoli and Isles, The Cleveland Show, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Tosh.0 (is it an "o" or a "0"???), Wheel of Fortune, Steven Universe.

Video Games- Champions Online, World of Warcraft, Star Wars the Old Republic, City of Heroes/Villains Star Wars Legos, Suikoden Tactics, the Final Fantasy series (VII is my favorite....or maybe Tactics?), Dynasty Warriors 4, Katamari Damacy, Dark Cloud 2, Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires, the Fable series, The Monster Rancher series, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The Legend of Zelda series, Pokemon (Emerald is my favorite), Mario series, omg I can't name them all! Currently playing The Elder Scrolls Online.

Movies- I don't have favorite movies (although I have to say The Fifth Element is frakken awesome) but I always enjoy watching a new one. I like pretty much anything as long as it isn't pure crap. Even then some crap movies are good for that reason alone :) I cannot watch a movie from any point after the first minute if i haven't seen it yet. I sit there wondering: how much of the story have I missed, and who is that guy, and why are they doing this? Also, I watch the credits at the movie theater. You never know when they will put some awesome scene during or after most people leave. Dodgeball is a perfect example.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Water
2. Food
3. Clothing (although it would be fun!)
4. Electrical impulses to my brain and other organs
5. Sunlight (seriously, look it up)
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am going to write here. I don't usually think about one thing constantly. That is called an obsession....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just waiting for someone I get along with to actually want to get out and do stuff. Hit me up, and if we get along, we will talk more :D. I like painting and when I get more pictures of them and/or and A-list account I will be posting them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't smell!!! Seriously... I haven't been able to smell since I was a baby. Although, i do not know if it *was* from a brain injury I suffered from rolling off the bed, or if I was born without it. I can't smell coffee, or soft skin, or roses, or a rainy winter Sunday...but that also means I do not have to put up with other gross smells (skunks, sour milk...etc.) This condition is called Anosmia.
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I don't care if you don't message me, but I do care if you do! In a good way. As stated previously, I am an open book.

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