Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I'm looking for casual. No not in the sense that all I want is
sex, although I feel it is an extremely important and underrated
area in relationships. I don't want to be exclusive on date two, if
you start dropping hints at marriage after a week, please exit now.
My sarcasm and whit are sharp and never fails to bring a smile to
any woman's face ;) if I haven't scared you off by now feel free to
message me. If you can take extreme sarcasm and quick whit and dish
it back you get brownie points and I ask you message me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work 50+ hrs a week. Relax with friends. Hit up dive bars. Loves
sports, maybe bc I'm a guy, maybe bc I've played all my life. If
you don't like that, tough.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being cynical. Making people laugh, I'm extremely good at this, but
you have to know me to further understand my humor is usually
extremely synical. Ummmm I'm an expert on the grill, I can cook
just about anything (yes, a man that can cook!!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Juiced. Salem's Lot. Mostly non fiction.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sex ( yes, it's that important)
my work boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things, important and not
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friends, beer, darts? Anything that seems fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an overwhelming attraction to redheads. So gingers, feel
free to chat with me lol.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want something casual
if you're not looking for a husband on date 2 ( some of you ladies
If you like interesting conversations about anything from who your
favorite porn star is to what you think about the Occupy
if you're not prude (sorry, I'm overtly sexual and sometimes quite
if you like FUN
Who are you looking for?
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