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24 Saint Charles, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:35pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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So, the last summary I wrote was complete shit, so if you stumbled across my profile and was chased away by the utter boringness that was myself, I don't blame you, but come back! Hopefully this is not shit.
Oh hey. Call me TJ; it's only 2 letters, so if you forget it I will make fun of you for having the memory of a 90 year old woman. You have been warned.
I'm a graduate student, studying literature at the University of Minnesota. I'm actually pretty good at writing, so I hope that someday I can make money writing about my favorite authors and/or controversial social issues.
Im good at multitasking - by multitasking, I mean doing homework and watching Netflix at the same time. Studying at the library is for suckers.
Video games are pretty awesome. Send me your PSN name and I'll add you. And if you're an XBox fan, I guess we can still be friends.
I also modified my Wii so it can play old school Nintendo and Sega games. Be jealous.
Metal music is my girlfriend.
If you enjoy watching hilariously bad movies/public access TV shows, we'll get along just fine.
When I get drunk I start ranting in German, or talking about F Scott Fitzgerald.
I can cook and clean very well; I guess men stereotypically are supposed to be bad at both, but hey, gender norms, fuck em.
If I was born four months earlier, I would have been a child of the 80s. Thank God that didn't happen.
I don't know what else to write, so, for the fuck sake, message me and ask me things!
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a grad school nerd. And making pie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bad jokes.
Embarrassing myself.
Being a nerd.
I can do impressions of an embarrassing number of Family Guy and South Park characters.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. Yes, you can feel it if you ask nicely/aren't an asshole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll literally read anything, as long as it's good. A few favorites: John Milton, William Blake, John Keats, Percy Shelley, Lord Byron, Thomas Pynchon, Philip Roth, Cormac McCarthy, Yukio Mishima, Friedrich Nietzsche, Douglas Coupland, Rainer Maria Rilke...There are too many more.

Movies: My favorite directors are Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Terrence Malick, Mel Brooks...really, there are so many. I love all the classic dramas and more artsy films, but I'll also spend hours watching blaxploitation movies from the 70s and bizarre sci-fi cult films. Oh yes, and I've seen Star Wars more times than I can count or care to admit.

TV: My favorite drama is probably The West Wing, and my favorite sitcom is, without question, Arrested Development. It ain't easy bein' white, IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' BROWN! Anyway. Here are a few others: Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, Undeclared, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Family Guy (early seasons only), Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Sports Night, Twin Peaks...I'm also a huge anime fan. Yeah, I'm a nerd, so sue me (please don't; we don't need to further congest the court system).

Music: Metal is my favorite kind of music by far, especially European metal. But I was raised on classic rock and punk. I also have a soft spot in my heart for grunge and alternative, and hell, even dance music. Listing my favorite bands would be too tedious - if you're interested, ask me.
The six things I could never do without
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1: My iPod
2: My books
3: Family/Friends
4: My gorgeous good looks
5: My sense of humor
6: Chairs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
French pastry. And why I was not born a squid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world. Or playing Twilight Princess. But really, they're the same thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a horse trapped in a woman's body.
Also, I know what love is. Not even Foreigner or Haddaway knew that shit.
You should message me if
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You're a nerd.
You're not a hipster.
You identify, politically, as a liberal or progressive.
You like going for nice walks at night.
You want to explore the city and go on fun adventures.
Or, you know, if you think my hair is cool.