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24 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:32am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, the last summary I wrote was complete shit, so if you stumbled across my profile and was chased away by the utter boringness that was myself, I don't blame you, but come back! Hopefully this is not shit.
Oh hey. Call me TJ; it's only 2 letters, so if you forget it I will make fun of you for having the memory of a 90 year old woman. You have been warned.
I'm a graduate student attending the University of Minnesota. I'm actually pretty good at writing, so I hope that someday I can make money writing about my favorite authors and/or controversial social issues.
Video games are pretty awesome. Send me your PSN name and I'll add you. And if you're an XBox fan, I guess we can still be friends :P
I also modified my Wii so it can play old school Nintendo and Sega games. Yeah, I'm a huge fucking nerd.
I have a stack of CDs from here to Uranus (heh...I said anus).
I collect vinyl, but I'm not a hipster douchebag. Seriously. Hipsters make me want to kick a baby.
I can cook and clean very well; I guess men stereotypically are supposed to be bad at both, but hey, I'm special. You like that, ladies? Yeah? Good.
If I was born four months earlier, I would have been a child of the 80s. Thank God that didn't happen.
Can I become a modern-day DaVinci with all this shit? Find out at 11.
Alright, as you can tell, I'm not taking myself seriously in the least, partly because I always think filling these things out are just awkward. So I guess I'll end by saying that if you've been entertained by my stupidity thus far, send me a message; there's plenty more where that came from.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a grad school nerd. And making pie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can do impressions of an embarrassing number of Family Guy and South Park characters.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. Girls love it, guys want it, but only I have it!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll literally read anything, as long as it's good. A few favorites: John Milton, William Blake, John Keats, Percy Shelley, Lord Byron, Thomas Pynchon, Philip Roth, Cormac McCarthy, Yukio Mishima, Friedrich Nietzsche, Douglas Coupland, Rainer Maria Rilke...There are too many more.

Movies: My favorite directors are Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Terrence Malick, Mel Brooks...really, there are so many. I love all the classic dramas and more artsy films, but I'll also spend hours watching blaxploitation movies from the 70s and bizarre sci-fi cult films. Oh yes, and I've seen Star Wars more times than I can count or care to admit.

TV: My favorite drama is probably The West Wing, and my favorite sitcom is, without question, Arrested Development. It ain't easy bein' white, IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' BROWN! Anyway. Here are a few others: Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, Undeclared, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Family Guy (early seasons only), Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Sports Night, Twin Peaks...I'm also a huge anime fan. Yeah, I'm a nerd, so sue me (please don't; we don't need to further congest the court system).

Music: Metal is my favorite kind of music by far. But I was raised on classic rock and punk. I also have a soft spot in my heart for grunge and alternative, and hell, even dance music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: My iPod
2: My books
3: Family/Friends
4: My gorgeous good looks
5: My sense of humor
6: Chairs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
French pastry. And why I was not born a squid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world. Or playing Twilight Princess. But really, they're the same thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a horse trapped in a woman's body.
Also, I know what love is. Not even Foreigner or Haddaway knew that shit.
You should message me if
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You want someone who will always be there to make you smile when you're sad, to make you feel comfortable, someone who you can be yourself around without feeling self-conscious.
Or, you know, if you want someone with epic hair. But hey, you message me, you get both! Holy fuck, batman!