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24 M Saint Charles, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:03am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So, the last summary I wrote was complete shit, so if you stumbled across my profile and was chased away by the utter boringness that was myself, I don't blame you, but come back! Hopefully this is not shit.
Oh hey. Call me TJ; it's only 2 letters, so if you forget it I will make fun of you for having the memory of a 90 year old woman. You have been warned.
Perhaps one could call me a sensitive, poetic soul; but then again, most sensitive poetic souls don't make fart jokes and spend hours on end watching Quentin Tarantino movies. Sure I'm a contradiction in some ways, but isn't that what makes life exciting? Why would you want to be with someone easy to define, when you could spend your time with a guy who's interesting, fun, charming, and who has an ass that just won't quit? Yes, I am talking about myself, and yes, my ass just won't quit. I'm not sure what it won't quit. I assume it's Tetris.
My greatest aspiration in life is to become a DaVinci style renaissance man. Thankfully, like DaVinci, I'm Italian, so I'm already on my way.
I love reading shit. I want to go to graduate school, so I can become a professor and get paid to read shit.
I modified my Wii so it can play old school Nintendo and Sega games. Yeah, I'm a huge fucking nerd, and I'm damn proud of it!
I have a stack of CDs from here to Uranus (heh...I said anus).
I collect vinyl, but I'm not a hipster douchebag. Seriously. Hipsters make me want to kick a baby.
I can cook and clean very well; I guess men stereotypically are supposed to be bad at both, but hey, I'm special. You like that, ladies? Yeah? Good.
If I was born four months earlier, I would have been a child of the 80s. Thank God that didn't happen.
Can I become a modern-day DaVinci with all this shit? Find out at 11.
Alright, as you can tell, I'm not taking myself seriously in the least here, partly because I always think filling these things out are just awkward. So I guess I'll end by saying that if you've been entertained by my stupidity thus far, send me a message; there's plenty more where that came from.
What I’m doing with my life
Hoping I get into grad school. And making pie.
I’m really good at
Writing. Maybe, if you're special, I'll write you something, but you have to be pretty cool for me to do that.
I also can do impressions of an embarrassing number of Family Guy and South Park characters.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Girls love it, guys want it, but only I have it! HA!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll literally read anything, as long as it's good. But I love me some British poetry something fierce.

Movies: My favorite directors are Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Terrence Malick, Mel Brooks...really, there are so many. I love all the classic dramas and more artsy films, but I'll also spend hours watching blaxploitation movies from the 70s and bizarre sci-fi cult films. Oh yes, and I've seen Star Wars more times than I can count or care to admit.

Music: Metal is my favorite kind of music by far. But I was raised on classic rock and punk. I also have a soft spot in my heart for grunge and alternative, and hell, even dance music.
The six things I could never do without
1: My iPod
2: My books
3: Family/Friends
4: My gorgeous good looks
5: My sense of humor
6: Chairs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
French pastry. And why I was not born a squid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saving the world. Or playing Twilight Princess. But really, they're the same thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a horse trapped in a woman's body.
Also, I know what love is. Not even Foreigner or Haddaway knew that shit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want someone who will always be there to make you smile when you're sad, to make you feel comfortable, someone who you can be yourself around without feeling self-conscious.
Or, you know, if you want someone with epic hair. But hey, you message me, you get both! Holy fuck, batman!