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25 Saint Charles, IL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alright, my last summary was pretty long and I doubt anyone read it. So let's do us all a big favor and make it only a few sentences.
So, I'm TJ, and when I'm not playing video games and listening to punk rock, I'm reading poems or going on adventures in the city. If you enjoy doing any or all of these things, we're going to get along fine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a pretty cool human being, what are you doing with yours?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video Games.
Making bad jokes.
Embarrassing myself.
Being a nerd.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my hair. Luscious and luxurious, says most people who are smart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read anything from Greek tragedy to postmodern novels. Here are some favorites - John Milton, William Blake, Percy Shelley, Shakespeare (of course), Thomas Pynchon, Paul Auster, Cormac McCarthy, Yukio Mishima, Douglas Coupland, Aeschylus, for God sakes, I study literature, so let's talk about book things and what not.

Movies: I'm kind of a movie buff. Reservoir Dogs, in my opinion, is the best Quentin Tarantino movie. Let's watch it.

TV: My favorite drama is probably The West Wing, and my favorite sitcom is, without question, Arrested Development. It ain't easy bein' white, IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' BROWN! Anyway. Here are a few others: Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, Undeclared, 30 Rock, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Family Guy (early seasons only), Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Sports Night, Twin Peaks. Have you seen The Neighbors? Easily the best TV show of the 21st Century (sarcasm).

Music: Metal is my favorite kind of music by far, especially European metal. But I was raised on classic rock and punk. I also have a soft spot in my heart for grunge and alternative, and hell, even dance music. Listing my favorite bands would be too tedious - if you're interested, ask me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: My iPod
2: My books
3: Family/Friends
4: My gorgeous good looks
5: My sense of humor
6: Chairs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I was not born a squid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world. Or playing Twilight Princess. But really, they're the same thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a horse trapped in a woman's body.
You should message me if
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You're a nerd.
You identify, politically, as a liberal or progressive.
You like going for nice walks at night.
You want to explore the city and go on fun adventures.
Basically, if you're cool and you think we'll get along.