Oh hey. Call me TJ; it's only 2 letters, so if you forget it I will make fun of you for having the memory of a 90 year old woman. You have been warned.
I'm a graduate student, studying literature at the University of Minnesota. I'm actually pretty good at writing, so I hope that someday I can make money writing about my favorite authors and/or controversial social issues.
Im good at multitasking - by multitasking, I mean doing homework and watching Netflix at the same time. Studying at the library is for suckers.
Video games are pretty awesome. Send me your PSN name and I'll add you. And if you're an XBox fan, I guess we can still be friends.
I also modified my Wii so it can play old school Nintendo and Sega games. Be jealous.
Metal music is my girlfriend.
If you enjoy watching hilariously bad movies/public access TV shows, we'll get along just fine.
When I get drunk I start ranting in German, or talking about F Scott Fitzgerald.
I can cook and clean very well; I guess men stereotypically are supposed to be bad at both, but hey, gender norms, fuck em.
If I was born four months earlier, I would have been a child of the 80s. Thank God that didn't happen.
I don't know what else to write, so, for the fuck sake, message me and ask me things!