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PastContinuous

28 F Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Arabic, French

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My self-summary
I find myself weirdly into the cartoon that encourages you to join okcupid. That's right. I decided to lead with a quasi-lesbian
statement and one that suggested I might be into cartoons. I think a little ambiguity about my sexuality would add even more certainty to the secure world of meeting people on the internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get my cult of personality off the ground. I am hoping to make it to church status and live life tax free!

Taking notes from this guy: http://deadspin.com/georgia-lawyers-local-super-bowl-ad-is-batshit-amazing-1514869904
I’m really good at
Self-actualization and helping YOU achieve self-actualiztion.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is my obesity. Seriously, I am about 300 pounds overweight! I have had to work long and hard to make my dream body a reality. I put pride into the sheer amount of food I am able to consume on any given day and I can't respect someone who doesn't do the same. If you don't value yourself enough to try and make as much of yourself exist as humanly possible, then I just don't think we would be a good match.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate reading, watching movies, listening to music, or fun of any kind, really. I have a fear of fitting in. It does not stop me from ending my sentences with a preposition. Don't worry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how happy I am every time Space Jam comes on my television.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating. Trolling for sex on the internet. Sometimes I wiggle my toes to assure myself that a.) I still can and b.)they still are still attached to the rest of me. I also ponder if it is possible to make lists in the middle of a sentence look natural. Also, do two items constitute a list?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I find the paradox inherent in this statement very intriguing.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to question your life choices.