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PastContinuous

29 F Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Arabic, French

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My self-summary
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I find myself weirdly into the cartoon that encourages you to join okcupid. That's right. I decided to lead with a quasi-lesbian
statement and one that suggested I might be into cartoons. I think a little ambiguity about my sexuality would add even more certainty to the secure world of meeting people on the internet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to get my cult of personality off the ground. I am hoping to make it to church status and live life tax free!

Taking notes from this guy: http://deadspin.com/georgia-lawyers-local-super-bowl-ad-is-batshit-amazing-1514869904
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self-actualization and helping YOU achieve self-actualiztion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is my obesity. Seriously, I am about 300 pounds overweight! I have had to work long and hard to make my dream body a reality. I put pride into the sheer amount of food I am able to consume on any given day and I can't respect someone who doesn't do the same. If you don't value yourself enough to try and make as much of yourself exist as humanly possible, then I just don't think we would be a good match.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I hate reading, watching movies, listening to music, or fun of any kind, really. I have a fear of fitting in. It does not stop me from ending my sentences with a preposition. Don't worry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how happy I am every time Space Jam comes on my television.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating. Trolling for sex on the internet. Sometimes I wiggle my toes to assure myself that a.) I still can and b.)they still are still attached to the rest of me. I also ponder if it is possible to make lists in the middle of a sentence look natural. Also, do two items constitute a list?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I find the paradox inherent in this statement very intriguing.
You should message me if
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you want to question your life choices.