Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This whole thing needs a rewrite. Who wants to read an essay
anyway? So hi. I like stuff. I don't like some other stuff.
Eh. I hate these things.
I feel older than I am and enjoy old-womany things like baking,
crochet and reading, as well as things like firebreathing, eating
competitions (I'll win, so don't bother) and hours and hours and
hours in front of my xbox. Or my computer.
I like beards and Canadians. I don't like idiots. I like my food
way too much.
I love pranks. If I live with someone, it's pretty much an ongoing
What I’m doing with my life
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Student graduate currently setting up my own business in Canine
Behaviourism. Not too far off launching the thing, so
When not doing businessy things like having meetings and buying
stock, I'm sitting on my tod arsing about on various games. If only
I could be paid for that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing and writing I guess. I'm also partial to a little
I'd say I know a fair bit about Psychology and Early Modern
History, but nowhere near as much as I would like to know.
I'm good with animals. Excellent with them, I'd go as far to say.
Gotta love those furry little monsters. Probably a good thing too,
considering I work with dogs.
Cooking steak. You haven't lived until you've had it.
Cooking/baking/making any kind of pudding.
Five Finger Filet. My advice; don't use a big knife if you've got
The first things people usually notice about me
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I couldn't tell you, I've never asked...
Though it's probably the chesticles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Classical, Metal, Rock, the old cheesy crap I listened to as a kid,
and such. Provided it's not dubstep or some other variant of utter
crap, I'm happy.
Comedies, Dramas, Documentaries and the like. Breaking Bad and GoT
are naturally in my top favourites, though GoT is slipping a bit.
So long as it's not romantic, we're good.
Generally horrors, adventures, thrillers, comedies and such. I
can't stand romantic films though. How depressingly cliche, boring
and vomit inducing. The only one I can say I do like is Moulin
Rouge, and that's mainly for the music. and Ewan McGregor.
I'll try anything once. But I'm a sucker for cheese, shortbread,
cheese and onion crisps, rare steak, or anything unhealthy. No one
has ever been able to make a better steak than me. I have made, and
consumed, an entire Scooby Doo sandwich before.
And as for books? I read lots, but don't have a particular
favorite. I hate Twilight with a passion. And 50 Shades of Shite.
What a god-awful book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I suppose it would be my phone, my consoles, internet, family and
my friends. My bed wouldn't go amiss either, I do enjoy my sleep!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things. I'm fairly imaginative, which comes in useful
often. I also like to think about beards. I love beards. I wish I
had a beard. I knitted a beard.
Deadpool. I fucking LOVE Deadpool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably relaxing. I generally go out on other nights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One night at my favorite pub, I stayed after closing time with a
few friends to chat to the landlord and have a final drink. I
popped down to the loo, and seeing as I was (I thought) the only
female in the building, I needn't bother closing the stall door,
only to have the landlord's wife walk in on me. Oops.
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