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PastaBake

22 F Kenilworth, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This whole thing needs a rewrite. Who wants to read an essay anyway? So hi. I like stuff. I don't like some other stuff. The photo is an exceptionally good one of me, and a few years old, so imagine Fiona from Shrek if you want a more accurate idea, sans green skin and red hair.

Eh. I hate these things.

I feel older than I am and enjoy old-womany things like baking, crochet and reading, as well as things like firebreathing, eating competitions (I'll win, so don't bother) and hours and hours and hours in front of my xbox. Or my computer.

I like beards and Canadians. I don't like idiots. I like my food way too much.

I love pranks. If I live with someone, it's pretty much an ongoing prank war.
What I’m doing with my life
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Student graduate currently stumbling around looking for a job/more qualifications. It's going to take a long time methinks.
When not applying for jobs, I'm sitting on my tod arsing about on various games. If only I could be paid for that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing and writing I guess. I'm also partial to a little firebreathing.
I'd say I know a fair bit about Psychology and Early Modern History, but nowhere near as much as I would like to know.
I'm good with animals. Excellent with them, I'd go as far to say. Gotta love those furry little monsters.
Cooking steak. You haven't lived until you've had it.
Cooking/baking/making any kind of pudding.
Five Finger Filet. My advice; don't use a big knife if you've got little hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I couldn't tell you, I've never asked...
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Though it's probably the chesticles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music:
Classical, Metal, Rock, the old cheesy crap I listened to as a kid, and such. Provided it's not dubstep or some other variant of utter crap, I'm happy.
Shows?
Comedies, Dramas, Documentaries and the like. Breaking Bad and GoT are naturally in my top favourites, though GoT is slipping a bit. So long as it's not romantic, we're good.
Movies?
Generally horrors, adventures, thrillers, comedies and such. I can't stand romantic films though. How depressingly cliche, boring and vomit inducing. The only one I can say I do like is Moulin Rouge, and that's mainly for the music. and Ewan McGregor.
Food?
I'll try anything once. But I'm a sucker for cheese, shortbread, cheese and onion crisps, rare steak, or anything unhealthy. No one has ever been able to make a better steak than me. I have made, and consumed, an entire Scooby Doo sandwich before.
And as for books? I read lots, but don't have a particular favorite. I hate Twilight with a passion. And 50 Shades of Shite. What a god-awful book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I suppose it would be my phone, my consoles, internet, family and my friends. My bed wouldn't go amiss either, I do enjoy my sleep!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things. I'm fairly imaginative, which comes in useful often. I also like to think about beards. I love beards. I wish I had a beard. I knitted a beard.

Deadpool. I fucking LOVE Deadpool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably relaxing. I generally go out on other nights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One night at my favorite pub, I stayed after closing time with a few friends to chat to the landlord and have a final drink. I popped down to the loo, and seeing as I was (I thought) the only female in the building, I needn't bother closing the stall door, only to have the landlord's wife walk in on me. Oops.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to. It really is that simple.