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PastafariMonk

27 Brighton, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a software consultant, but I've also been a teacher, and in undergrad I majored in evolutionary/ecological biology and in English. I live pretty quietly, but I love to get out and explore, especially parks, aquariums, camping, the beach, art museums, and bookstores/libraries. I live for my friends and family, who are all incredibly brilliant and fascinating and kind. I'm trying to meet more smart, happy people to have awesome adventures with!
What I’m doing with my life
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Reading poetry, learning German and Excel and to cook, planning travels and spending time with my family.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving in snow, advice, math, hugs, and both communication (when it's called for) and silence (when it's called for) - but bad at knowing the difference.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, I'm a bit taller than the norm, and to be honest, I can get lost in thought sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Radiohead, J.M. Coetzee, Led Zeppelin, Bill Watterson, Bad Religion, Men in Black, 3:10 to Yuma, Cowboy Bebop, Planet Earth, Rescue Me, Dota 2, Left 4 Dead, all kinds of poetry, comics, and novels, On Point Radio, and the Savage Lovecast!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix, The Elements of Style, a computer, long-sleeved shirts and pants, a leather jacket, and a beer!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Subjugated knowledges, the zombie apocalypse first-two-weeks plan, bread and circuses, iambic pentameter, Radiohead, when is the soonest possible date that I can travel somewhere, how grateful I am for everything.
You should message me if
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you think that this is a cool video (http://youtu.be/opg4VGvyi3M) or that "Fast Car" is a good song;

you know a good campsite around here;

you love rope as much as I do, or relationships as a source of guidance, service, and structure;

you admire Dan Savage, are GGG, or got to this page by clicking "kinkier" on someone else's profile (own it! :-P);

you are a girl with very short hair, very long hair, or a mohawk, or a picture with lip bite;

or you want to talk about poetry, comic books, philosophy, or anything else!

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