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PatPGH84

29 M North Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
I moved to Los Angeles a few years ago because I always wanted to live near the ocean. Mission accomplished. Everything else that happens in my life from here on out is just icing on the cake, obviously.

I read a lot, I watch a lot of sports, I love the beach, I will obsessively listen to the same song over and over, and I'm interested in just about everything. I'm never bored.
I’m really good at
The list of things I'm good at exceeds the number of atoms in the known universe.

Also, modesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have similar personality traits to the character of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. However, I'm not a theoretical physicist. But if you find him funny (and he's won a few Emmys, so somebody does), you'll probably think I'm just downright hysterical, right? Of course you will.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A River Runs Through It, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Heart of the Matter, The Name of the Rose, Foucault's Pendulum, Labyrinths, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, The Stranger, Sophie's Choice. Does it have words? I'll probably read it.

Music: The Smiths, The Hold Steady, Pulp, Titus Andronicus, Britpop, indie, punk, American Music Club, slocore, anything with lyrics, essentially, that's not heavy metal. I hate heavy metal.

TV Shows: Daria, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, God, the Devil, and Bob, Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Community

Movie: The Dark Knight, Beautiful Girls, Life is Beautiful, Conspiracy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Rent, anything with Edward Norton or Denzel Washington

Food: Indian, Italian, Mexican, anything spicy. Is it edible? I'll eat it. Especially if it's doused in hot sauce. Unless it's cabbage. I don't eat cabbage.
The six things I could never do without
The five books of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy trilogy and a pomegranate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Contemplating the intricacies of Hegelian philosophy while guzzling Miller Lite and shots of fruit loop flavored vodka.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My goal in life is to live long enough to refer to young people as "whippersnappers." Also, I put mustard on my french fries. And I have a favorite towel. It's massively useful.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
- You take neither me, this profile, nor life too seriously.
- You are witty, sarcastic, intelligent, and perhaps a little bit eccentric or at least tolerate those qualities in someone else.
- You are interested in learning Pittsburghese. (Lesson #1: It's called "pop" not "soda.")
- You hate sauerkraut.