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30 North Hollywood, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to Los Angeles a few years ago because I always wanted to live near the ocean. Mission accomplished. Everything else that happens in my life from here on out is just icing on the cake, obviously.

I read a lot, I watch a lot of sports, I love the beach, I will obsessively listen to the same song over and over, and I'm interested in just about everything. I'm never bored.

Things I'm Looking Forward To
LA BeerFest - 4/4
LA Festival of Books - 4/18-19
Fiesta Hermosa - 5/23-25
Chili at the Beach - 6/20
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Awesome things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The list of things I'm good at exceeds the number of atoms in the known universe.

Also, modesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have similar personality traits to the character of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. However, I'm not a theoretical physicist. But if you find him funny (and he's won a few Emmys, so somebody does), you'll probably think I'm just downright hysterical, right? Of course you will.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A River Runs Through It, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Heart of the Matter, The Name of the Rose, Foucault's Pendulum, Labyrinths, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, The Stranger, Sophie's Choice. Does it have words? I'll probably read it.

Music: The Smiths, The Hold Steady, Pulp, Titus Andronicus, Britpop, indie, punk, American Music Club, slocore, anything with lyrics, essentially, that's not heavy metal. I hate heavy metal.

TV Shows: Daria, Arrested Development, Community, Bob's Burgers, Archer

Movie: The Dark Knight, Beautiful Girls, Life is Beautiful, Conspiracy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Rent, anything with Edward Norton or Denzel Washington

Food: Indian, Italian, Mexican, anything spicy. Is it edible? I'll eat it. Especially if it's doused in hot sauce. Unless it's cabbage. I don't eat cabbage.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The five books of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy trilogy and a pomegranate.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Contemplating the intricacies of Hegelian philosophy while guzzling Miller Lite and shots of fruit loop flavored vodka.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My goal in life is to live long enough to refer to young people as "whippersnappers." Also, I put mustard on my french fries. And I have a favorite towel. It's massively useful.
You should message me if
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- You take neither me, this profile, nor life too seriously.
- You are witty, sarcastic, intelligent, and perhaps a little bit eccentric or at least tolerate those qualities in someone else.
- You are interested in learning Pittsburghese. (Lesson #1: It's called "pop" not "soda.")
- You hate sauerkraut.
- Voices call from a yellow road...