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Patablopif

28 Paris, France Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Je sais que mon profil est écrit dans un anglais parfait, mais en vrai je suis français, hein. Donc pas la peine de changer de langue si vous l'êtes aussi!*

*Also, most of this profile has been written, like, 7 years ago. So, take it more like a document on what I was like long ago, and extrapolate what I'm like now. And tell me about it.*

I hate people as a whole. I love individuals. I like mangas, Harry Potter and other fantasy/scifi /lolwhatever books. I like Proust, Gide, the Brontë sisters and Borges. I like Satoshi Kon, Mamoru Oshii, Jan Svankmajer and Rohmer, Tarkovski, Welles, Kurosawa, Eustache. I like Rothko and Ingres, Pokemon and The Binding of Isaac. I like numbing my mind with the help of the Internet. I like sharpening my mind with the help of the Internet. I like creating bits of film. I like writing bits of short stories. I like talking about what I like with people I like.

I love games because they are fair.

(fuck yeah interest tags)

(also, my life for Aiur)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Always trying to stay one step ahead of boredom. Enjoying pretty and interesting things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing. Finding new and interesting ways to burn through time. Faking being mean. Procrastinating. Being so immersed in music I forget my metro stop. Not giving a fuck. Giving too much of a fuck. Imagining things. Persuading myself I have some horrendous disease. Giving insightful advice. Eating sweets. Playing games. Taking pictures of one of my friends. Ignoring people.

Not making lists of what I'm good at.

Oh oh, I found a good one : instantly exiting the profiles of people who answer "Anyone who does is a loser" to the "Have you ever spent more than 8 hours straight playing video games?" question. Less because of the video game stigma than the overarching judgement about an arbitrary group of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very tall. VERY tall.

Also, my childlike wonder at the mundane and frivolous. Or my ice-cold haughtiness. Or my skill at saying astoundingly offensive things like it's the weather.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC

I listen to a lot of stuff. This incomplete list should give you an idea... But I'm always looking for new sounds to listen to.

Afrirampo Adam and the Ants Arctic MonkeysArt Brut Basement Jaxxx Beck Blondie Blu rBusdriver Buzzcocks Suede Joy Division Siouxsie And The Banshees the pillows Stupeflip Svinkels Daft Punk The Jam Morrissey The Kinks T. Rex La Mathilde Deerhoof Depeche Mode Devo Draco and the Malfoys Einstürzende Neubauten Elastica Franz Ferdinand Gang of Four Gorillaz Guitar Vader Iggy Pop Le Klub Des Loosers Le Tigre Les Georges Leningrad Lesbians on Ecstasy Louis XIV Marylin Manson Minor Threat Mozart New Order Oingo Boingo Pavement Pere Ubu PIXIES PJ Harvey Public Image Ltd. Pulp Rachmaninoff Radiohead Serge Gainsbourg Sexy Sushi Ringo Shiina Sonic Youth Sprung Aus Den Wolken Squarepusher Super Furry Animals TelevisionTest Icicles The Beatles The Clash The Cure The Dead Kennedys The Libertines The Rakes The Ramones The Sex Pistols The Smiths The Velvet Underground TTC Throbbing Gristle VHS or Beta We Are Wolves White Rose Movement Young Marble Giants MANY OTHERS

MOVIES

Lots and lots. I'll be merciful and only mention my two all time favorites Velvet Goldmine and La Collectionneuse. And Stalker. And Cabaret Le Père Noël a les yeux bleus Groundhog Day Interview with the Vampire Mulholland Drive Rocky Rashomon Starship Troopers OKOK I STOP IT

BOOKS

Seriously, lists are tedious. I mostly read exhilirating fiction, which ranges from masterfully designed short stories (Borges and Roald Dahl come to mind) to young adult literature (you know, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, whatever), with a good mind for the 19th and early 20th century (Proust is my bro). Currently immersed in fantasy, expanding on my Tolkien addiction. I've done GRRM and Robin Hobb, almost done with the Wheel of Time (even if it's seriously lacking toward the end). Also, got back in sci fi with Gibson, recently. And picked up the Dresden Files, which is ridiculous and awesome in equal measure. But I also read a fair bit of nonfiction. Mostly books abour literary theory and history of art. I will always deeply love mangas and comic books, even if I don't read that much of it lately.

SHOWS

I really watch a lot of shows. If you watch it, chances are I watch it too. Or watched it, then stopped because it sucked. Used to watch lots of anime stuff, too (like, everything up to 2006). And the new Jojo's Bizarre Adventure series are FUCKING AWESOME!

FOOD

Everything that's bad for you.

VIDEO GAMES

Are also very important to me. Pokemon will always have a place in my heart. As will the Final Fantasy and Zelda saga. But recently I'm more into the indie scene, even if I mostly play indie blockbusters. Limbo, Super Meat Boy, all that good stuff. Oh, and Portal. Best narration ever. I will not forget my beloved Starcraft II : I play occasionnally, but I mostly watch pros being unbelievably good. And I don't mean to brag, but I've been playing Path of Exile since the closed beta and I have way too much knowledge of this game in regard to my pitiful characters and gear. Recent obsessions also include Hotline Miami and FTL. Hearthstone on and off when I don't get utterly frustrated by it. Getting into Don't Starve at the moment, as I nagged it at a reasonable price at last.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mostly, the only thing I need is something to get excited about. But...

1 - My computer
2 - My books
3 - Cigarettes. Well, not any more... E-cigarette I guess? Not even that any more. WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT ADDICTED TO SMOKE ANY MORE?
4 - Junk food
5 and 6 - I'm good with just these 4 things.

I could dispense with stupid lists though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death. I'M SO GOTH OMG §§§!!1

Really : whatever is my current obsession. It may be a certain band, a cute girl, a video game, a new hardware piece, whatever. I also think a lot about what the fuck I'm going to do next, but I try not to linger on it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no way to answer with some original witticism to this inane question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a fervent believer in the power of masturbation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are obsessed by an alarmingly specific topic and you'd like to share. I may become a follower.

Also, if you want to send me naked pictures of yourself and/or propose strange things. Feel free.

And if you resemble in any shape or form one of these fine fictional ladies :
- Kara "Starbuck" Thrace
- Althea Vestrit
- Asha Greyjoy
- Lyra Silvertongue
- Aviendha of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel
- Haruhara Haruko
- Ramona Flowers