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Patasaurus42

23 Milwaukee, WI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Boom. Hi. Pat here. I'm into tech and cars and TV and lots of other things other people like. I play video games. I drive a Mini Cooper S. I've got a decent camera that I try to use from time to time. Someday I hope to leave this life of a constant danger zone behind and settle down. An island would be nice.

I'm always up for something new. Unless it's like crocodile wrestling or some untested scientific DNA testing. Though I have to say, having a third arm would give me a leg up in my singles curling team. Or a leg would give me an arm... No that's not right...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a web developer and I think a lot of my time is spent trying to emulate Tony Stark.

I like working with my hands. I have a knack for repairing pretty much anything, but if I'm honest taking things apart is much more satisfying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with technology. In fac11011101011101error

When I was in preschool I would make catapults out of blocks and sticks. I have yet to find a real world use for this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They say my jokes are dry. I don't know what that means, but I do know a wet joker spoils any party.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Scar Tissue, Scott Pilgrim vs the world, Sin City, Watchmen

TV: Doctor Who, Community, Archer, Seinfeld, Game Of Thrones

Movies: James Bond, Indiana Jones, Wayne's World, Lord of the Rings

Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Black Keys, John Butler Trio, Selah Sue, Pepper
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about the best things you can purchase online?
1. Waffle crisp cereal ( in packs of four. I have 3 left after 6 months )
2. Underwear. When you can't be bothered to do a load
3. Amazon Prime and 2 day shipping ( assists with #2 )
4. Marshmallow cereal. Think lucky charms without the cardboard tasting pieces.
5. I had someone on Etsy make me a hat once. That was pretty cool!
6. Lego. Being over 20 going to toys r us and jumping up and down in the Lego aisle is frowned upon for some reason
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do chinchillas have cold clefts? Why is a robot not making my breakfast in the morning? How hard can a couple of eggs be? We can land a man on the moon but we can't have a robot make me nesquik.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding an excuse to do something. Lately my favorite places have been Dave and Busters and Steak and Shake. Short road trips with the windows down will also make my night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can lick my elbow and I am head of the ancient order of licked elbows. We meet every Sunday at Steak and Shake.