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PatchTheCatch

23 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A very confused trainee teacher with a penchant for music, fine things, and anything that can peak his interests for a while.

Oh yeah, and I plan to move to Scotland and live off the land as much as possible.

I'm like my aftershave, l'homme intense, so proceed with caution, I'm quite full on!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Training to mold the minds of tomorrow whilst searching for the answer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dunno, I guess whipping up fine arse meals with accompanying cocktails/drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my voice and generally you hear me before you see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Oscar Wilde (and some others, he just has a place in my philosophies), with movies I'll try anything once, same with food and music, although I don't like mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mum+Dad+Alcohol=me so they were kind of necessities.

But music, mostly just music, untold powers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of things, too many things. Mainly I question and want to understand love and life. Sometimes it just seems so confusing.
Ultimately I'm a massive romantic but also a pragmatic cynic. This results in lots of inner conflict as to how I should think. My brain is treacherous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
*shrugs* depends on the week, who's back in town, what's on in London, if I'm even in London. Ask me on Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that if you ask me a question I'll tell you the truth?

Also I'll make you feel so good about yourself you won't need me any more, fatal flaw.
You should message me if
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You're willing to open up Pandora's box.