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PatchTheCatch

23 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A very confused trainee teacher with a penchant for music, fine things, and anything that can peak his interests for a while.
What I’m doing with my life
Starting my teacher training in September and looking forward to that. Apart from that trying to control every aspect of my life, failing miserably, and free falling into nihilistic depression.

Fortunately it's countered by my generally sunny and optimistic disposition.
I’m really good at
Everything?

But legitimately, giving things a go and trying to please people. (Not that I do, but I damned well try)
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my voice and generally you hear me before you see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Oscar Wilde, with movies I'll try anything once, same with food and music, although I don't like mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Afterburn, that moment of confused clarity/lucidity when stuck in that drunken twilight zone between sober and in the gutter, good whiskey, something to complain about, someone to argue (debate) with and information (love to learn innit?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why this world isn't operating at it's best, why we still fight over bullshit and worry about politics when there are plenty of people that could do with saving.
That being said, no matter how much I try I know nothings gonna change particularly soon.
On a typical Friday night I am
*shrugs* depends on the week, who's back in town, what's on in London, if I'm even in London. Ask me on Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm genuinely convinced no one can deal with me for an extended period of time.

Not that private but I feel it's something to fear. Not much private shit, fairly open book here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're willing to talk to me extensively so I can try to understand you before I meet you, knowing full well it could be completely different in person and you can accept that?

Oh yeah and make me a playlist.

Also if you don't mind a lot of self-deprecation, it's how I cope.