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PatchTheCatch

23 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A very confused trainee teacher with a penchant for music, fine things, and anything that can peak his interests for a while.

Oh yeah, and I plan to move to Scotland and live off the land as much as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting my teacher training in September and looking forward to that. Apart from that trying to control every aspect of my life, failing miserably, and free falling into nihilistic depression.

Fortunately it's countered by my generally sunny and optimistic disposition.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dunno, I guess whipping up fine arse meals with accompanying cocktails/drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my voice and generally you hear me before you see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Oscar Wilde, with movies I'll try anything once, same with food and music, although I don't like mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mum+Dad+Alcohol=me so they were kind of necessities.

But music, mostly just music, untold powers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much, ask me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
*shrugs* depends on the week, who's back in town, what's on in London, if I'm even in London. Ask me on Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that if you ask me a question I'll tell you the truth?

Although most of my friends say I've been re-hymenated, I guess that's embarrassing?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're willing to actually talk? Or wanna hold my hand.

So if you wanna talk, say something, ask me a question, I will respond.