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PatchTheCatch

23 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an alcoholic narcissist with musical tendencies.

What satisfaction canst I have?
The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
What I’m doing with my life
TA at a really lovely primary school in Edmonton, starting teacher training at said school in September.
From there world domination with my army of minions (children on the chuchu train).
I’m really good at
Everything?
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos and my lovely blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Oscar Wilde, with movies I'll try anything once, same with food and music, although I don't like mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Afterburn, that moment of confused clarity/lucidity when stuck in that drunken twilight zone between sober and in the gutter, good whiskey, something to complain about, someone to argue (debate) with and information (love to learn innit?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm going to abolish capitalism and create a world wide democracy through use of my stretchy skin...somehow
On a typical Friday night I am
*shrugs* depends on the week, who's back in town, what's on in London, if I'm even in London. Ask me on Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm genuinely convinced no one can deal with me for an extended period of time.

Not that private but I feel it's something to fear. Not much private shit, fairly open book here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wanna have a chat, go on a nice date, aren't a total bitch.