Still rock my Khaki's with a cuff and a crease,
Still got love for the streets.

Nice, enthusiastic, logical, and passionate.

Intelligent, imaginative, witty, and compassionate.

Badass, assertive, polite, with conviction.

Helping people who need it.
Not sitting behind a desk.
Learning a skill and art that will make me enough to do all of the things I could possibly want in life.
Learning a life skill and profession that would benefit me in the zombie apocalypse.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Eating.
Cooking.
Staying Focused.
Being completely wild, insane, and mischievous without letting it have too much effect on my outward appearance or life goals.
Thinking up things to do.
Drinking bourbon.
Keeping peoples secrets.
Making people laugh.
Keeping secret things/places/music from people.
Adventuring.
Drinking moonshine.
Drinking tequila.
Making people smile.
Massages.
Running.

"You look like Clark Kent!"

Recently, I guess my pictures, to some, make me look like kind of a douche, these people are surprised that I'm actually nice and genuine in person.

To them I say, don't be a judging douche bag. Percieve someone for what they are rather than coming to predetermined conclusions.

Extreamly Loud and Incredibly Close, Game of Thrones, The Art of War, the Androids Dream, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The 13 and a 1/2 lives of Captain Blue Bear, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Alchemist, The Little Prince. Dr. Mother fucking Suess. The 100% perfect girl. My goddaaaamn text books. I read a LOT.

Darjeeling Limited, Big Trouble in little China, 28 Days Later, The Sandlot, Royal Tenenbaums, The Shoguns Assassin, Kill Bill, Inglorious Bastards, Tank Girl, The Way of the Gun, Grind House, Desperado, Amalie, Yojimbo, Independance Day, Anything by Wes Anderson, M, North by North West, My Girl Friday.

Top Gear, Planet Earth, Walking Dead.

I collect music, a lot of it, to the point of obsession. I can find the beauty in almost any genre, the almost being new country music. The last 7 songs I've played iTunes...

1. Green Onions - Booker T. and the M.G.'s
2. Kiss the Devil - Eagles of Death Metal
3. This Time Tomorrow - The Kinks
4. Hey - The Pixies
5. Hold your Head - Notorious B.I.G.
6. O, mio babbino caro - Puccini
7. This is a Mans World - James Brown

All of it, I want to cook, smell, eat, and enjoy everything. As of late, cooking and baking is probably the most creative thing I've been doing. I'm getting gooooood.

Exercise, preferably in nature.
Really really delicious food.
Innovation.
The Ocean.
Beauty.
Goin' Fast Goin' Hard.

For the most part, I attempt to live in the present and honor the moment I'm in.

I tend to spend a lot of the present focusing on idea's, science, food and art.

Elephants.

Taking over the world, burning it down, and rebuilding it seven centimeters to the left.

All before you wake up.

So you stub your toe, fucker.

I like watching people fall.

Bright red lip stick, HIGH heels, and High waisted pencil skirts are my fucking JAM. Seriously Ladies, wear this and you'll be a legend in my eyes.

...and hero's get remembered, but legends never die.

You should expect something of it if you:

Know what you want, I like women, not girls.
Are not flakey.
Can use grammar, punctuation and spell 92% of the words you use.
Like adventures and lean into your fears.
You can appreciate delicious food and going on adventures for it.
You are intelligent, exciting, spontaneous, ENTHUSIASTIC, goal oriented, respectable, funny, and extremely attractive.
You're kinky.
Being picked up and thrown around sounds like a fantastic time.

*Your About Me DOESN'T start with "...fun laid back girl..."*