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PatchworkGorila

27 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease.

Still got love for the streets.

GGG.

Nonchalant just back from here, there and Elsewhere.*

Riding a that line between enjoying the bliss of watching a stranger fall in public and letting you know your back pack is open since 1986.

Grew up with a Hells Angel turned best dad of the 80's award winner and a Hippy Flowerchild revolutionist turned nerd Mom. Raised between the projects, gunshots, burning cars, and never leaving the house to the a beach town where we didn't lock the door, you heard frogs at night, we earned our stitches and broken bones, and we came home with the streetlights. Native, Son.

Badass, assertive, polite, and with conviction. Somewhere between walking on the street side of the sidewalk and throat grabbing. I'm refined, kinda.

*mucho bonus points if you know what I'm referring to.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to mainline as many life experiences as I can.

I'm fortunate enough to make money by helping people on literally the worst day of their life.

I work long hours, but leave work at work, fuck you techies! I see crazy shit, and have stories for any day of the week. It's awesomely difficult and entertaining. I'm always and will always continue to be a student of science and health.

Helping people who need it.
Wearing lab coats.
Mad scientist laughing while wearing lab coats.
Weirding out people I work with.
Not sitting behind a desk.
Learning a skill and art that will make me enough to do all of the things I could possibly want in life.
Learning a life skill and profession that would benefit me in the zombie apocalypse.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
I’m really good at
Making little kids laugh when their parents aren't looking by making funny faces at them.
Video Games.
Eating.
Cooking.
Starting parties.
Being polite.
Not giving a fuck.
Being persistent.
Living in the moment.
Staying Focused.
Being completely wild, hodonistic, and mischievous without letting it have too much effect on my outward appearance or life goals.
Thinking up things to do.
Drinking bourbon.
Keeping peoples secrets.
Making people laugh.
Keeping secret things/places/music from people.
Adventuring.
Drinking moonshine.
Drinking tequila.
Making people smile.
Massages.
Running.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You look like Clark Kent!"

"What's the name of that song?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently: Finished GoT's, be a good date or I'll spoil the ending.
Damned by Chuck P.

Extreamly Loud and Incredibly Close, Game of Thrones, The Art of War, the Androids Dream, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The 13 and a 1/2 lives of Captain Blue Bear, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Alchemist, The Little Prince. Dr. Mother fucking Suess. The 100% perfect girl. My goddaaaamn text books. I read a LOT.

Darjeeling Limited, Big Trouble in little China, 28 Days Later, The Sandlot, Royal Tenenbaums, The Shoguns Assassin, Kill Bill, Inglorious Bastards, Tank Girl, The Way of the Gun, Grind House, Desperado, Amalie, Yojimbo, Independance Day, Anything by Wes Anderson, M, North by North West, My Girl Friday.

Top Gear, Planet Earth, Walking Dead, The News Room, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman.

I collect music, a lot of it, to the point of obsession. I can find the beauty in almost any genre, the almost being new country music. The last 7 songs I've played iTunes...

1. Ben E. King - Spanish Harlem
2. Kiss the Devil - Eagles of Death Metal
3. The Pixies - Hey.
4. MF DOOM - Figaro
5. Hold your Head - Notorious B.I.G.
6. O, mio babbino caro - Puccini
7. This is a Mans World - James Brown

All of it, I want to cook, smell, eat, and enjoy everything. As of late, cooking and baking is probably the most creative thing I've been doing. I'm getting gooooood.
The six things I could never do without
Exercise, preferably in nature.
Really really delicious food.
Innovation.
The Ocean.
Beauty.
Goin' Fast.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I want to start directing movies again.

Carl Sagan.

For the most part, I attempt to live in the present and honor the moment I'm in.

I tend to spend a lot of the present focusing on idea's, science, food and art.

Elephants.

Selling the Vatican to feed and house the homeless and hungry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking over the world, burning it down, and rebuilding it seven centimeters to the left.

All before you wake up.

So you stub your toe, fucker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like watching people fall.

Bright red lip stick, HIGH heels, and High waisted pencil skirts are my fucking JAM. Seriously.

I also sometimes fall asleep to Nature Documentaries because the narrators voice is soothing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should expect something of it if you:

Don't party in the Marina.
Know what you want, I like women, not girls.
Are not flakey, and don't want to spend three weeks texting.
You don't "u" your "you"'s
Like adventures and lean into your fears.
You can appreciate delicious food and going on adventures for it.
You are intelligent, exciting, spontaneous, ENTHUSIASTIC, goal oriented, respectable, funny, and extremely attractive.
You're kinky, or want to learn.
Being picked up and thrown around sounds like a fantastic time.

*Your About Me DOESN'T start with "...fun laid back girl..."*