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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 6
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Wants kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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This is the tale of a man who has yet to realize his destiny.

Whatever grading program they have calls me less well-read. I am deeply offended by this assessment of my person.

I'm just as comfortable discussing the weather as I am discussing particle physics (also if you want to discuss particle physics we can totally do that. Physics in general is awesome).

I am the push that makes you move.

Lá ilyë yantë ranya nar vanwë.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work out 5/6 days a week, and spend most of the rest of my time working. I lead a rather simple life, in all honesty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at coming from out of left field. I'm like a hobbit; you can learn all there is to know about me in six months, and a decade later I'll still surprise you.

I'm also pretty good at bagpiping. But that's between you and I.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos if my arms are showing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Tolkien, R. A. Salvatore, Asimov, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There.

Movies: Monty Python, The Matrix (only the first one), Alice in Wonderland, Animal House, John Dies at the End.

Shows: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Supernatural, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Trigun, along with others.

Music: Deftones, Chevelle, Daft Punk, Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts, Nobuo Uematsu, Lamb of God, The Prodigy, pretty much anything by Corey Taylor. And more.

Food: Recently, chicken with some form of rice or salad. Haven't been drinking much besides water either. Feels pretty good.

Games: I play games driven by story and strategy. Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Persona, Devil May Cry, as well as DotA 2. I don't aim quickly enough for FPS games.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good story (game or book, doesn't quite matter)
My iPod
Good friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each turn.

Seriously, though, what the fuck happened to mixtapes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing some form of game with other people. I'd rather spend the night in with a few friends than out at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In heaven's stead, I smite clothing.

Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicholas Cage.
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