This is the tale of a man who has yet to realize his destiny.
Whatever grading program they have calls me less well-read. I am deeply offended by this assessment of my person.
I'm just as comfortable discussing the weather as I am discussing particle physics (also if you want to discuss particle physics we can totally do that. Physics in general is awesome).
I am the push that makes you move.
Lá ilyë yantë ranya nar vanwë.
What I’m doing with my life
I work out 5 days a week, and training to be a trainer at a local gym. I've been teaching myself German, and trying to figure out which language I want to learn after that. I pretty much lift, sleep, then lift again. I lead a rather simple life, in all honesty; I'm also perfectly ok with a simple life.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at coming from out of left field. I'm like a hobbit; you can learn all there is to know about me in six months, and a decade later I'll still surprise you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos if my arms are showing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tolkien, R. A. Salvatore, Asimov, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There.
Movies: Monty Python, The Matrix, Alice in Wonderland, Animal House, John Dies at the End.
Shows: Gurren Lagann, Supernatural, Cowboy Bebop, Doctor Who, along with others.
Music: Deftones, Chevelle, Daft Punk, Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts, Nobuo Uematsu, Lamb of God, The Prodigy, pretty much anything by Corey Taylor. And more.
Food: Recently, chicken with some form of rice or salad. Haven't been drinking much besides water either. 90% of what I eat I make myself (including sauces & dressings). Feels pretty good.
Games: I play games driven by story and strategy. Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Persona, Devil May Cry, as well as DotA 2. I don't aim quickly enough for FPS games.
The six things I could never do without
A good story (game or book, doesn't quite matter)
erm...somewhere to work out, I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before. Little by
little, we advance with each turn.
Seriously, though, what the fuck happened to mixtapes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing some form of game with other people, or working out. I'm not much for spending my nights at bars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In heaven's stead, I smite clothing.
Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicholas Cage.
You should message me if
Repeat after me: "none of this is happening. Somewhere, there's a man with a typewriter..."