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Patr1ck88

27 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I am an American, Chicago-[residing] – Chicago, that somber city – and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent. But a man's character is his fate, says Heraclitus, and in the end there isn't any way to disguise the nature of the knocks by acoustical work on the door or gloving the knuckles.”
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Update: I have graduated and am (gainfully?) employed! This is wonderful news, mostly because now I have new and interesting things to complain about.

Right now I'm a grad student, but soon I will build myself a chrysalis out of books and academic journals and by the end of the summer I will emerge as a pale and somewhat confused butterfly. Then I will get all the jobs

At my last job I lived and worked at a place called the Great Dismal Swamp and spent all day lighting things on fire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading. I got that shit down.
Sounding like I know what I'm talking about
Space travel. I'm doing it right now. Think about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm going to be an optimist and say my sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Savage Detectives, 2666, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Infinite Jest, Snow Crash, Cloud Atlas, A Tale of Two Cities, On The Road, Howl, The Rum Diary, Watership Down, The Adventures of Augie March, Homage to Catalonia, The Song of Fire and Ice series, anything by Haruki Murakami, Neil Gaiman, Charles Bukowski, F. Scott Fitzgerald, or Ray Bradbury. The list goes on. I read a lot.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Drive, Star Wars 4-6, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Casablanca, Amelie, Sin City, Moonrise Kingdom, Office Space, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Shows: The Wire (which is the greatest show in history), Firefly and everything else Joss Whedon, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, The Sopranos, True Blood, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Bored to Death

Music: Including, but not limited to, and in no particular order
Johnny Cash, Stevie Wonder, The Black Keys, Muddy Waters, The Grateful Dead, Frank Sinatra, The Mountain Goats, Jack White, Django Reinhardt, Bob Dylan, Mumford and Sons, Miles Davis, The Clash, The Velvet Underground, The Decemberists, Gogol Bordello, The Pogues, Tom Waits

I'm also a big fan of the Savage Love Podcast
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Music
My guitar
Right now, Game of Thrones
Dr. Pepper (I'll admit it, I have a problem)
It seems like everyone says Sriracha. But definitely Sriracha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get a job where all I have to do is sit around and read all day.

Why my upstairs neighbor is constantly pacing back and forth.

Fun things I could be doing in Chicago. Inform me of these things!

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell is a great album, I don't care what anybody says
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go out for a drink, make a friend, I have impressed you with Ye Olde List of Books and Movies, or if you find out that my life is in danger. Definitely, definitely message me to tell me that.

Also, if you're a musically or artistically inclined, I would be very intrigued. The absolute dream would be to have a Johnny and June Cash thing going on.

If you're a feminist. I get irrationally annoyed when I meet women who say that they aren't feminists.