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PatrickCain

32 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I design and make furniture (check it out if you'd like at: IG: @patrickcaindesigns fb: www.facebook.com/patrickcaindesigns). I write for magazines. But my background is all over the place, including a stint for the government as a nuclear materials scientist. Few years before that, a pie baker.

I grew up in New York, but lived in Ohio, New Mexico and San Francisco, now I'm in LA and it's home. I'm fascinated by math at the calculus and higher level. I'd also argue Bubble Bobble was the best Nintendo 8 bit game.

I'm a sucker for big eyes, big hair and bigger brains and ITGs. Short hair is also a plus. I'm big on people who live and embody healthy living. I consider "athletic" body types to those who can run a marathon continuously and do so at a respectable clip. I have not given up on meeting my perfect match at a farmers market.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write. I landlord and I design furniture (see following link: http://www.patrickcaindesigns.com ... Also come say hi at the Rose Bowl Flea Market on any second Sunday. 12/21 I will also be at the Fairfax and Melrose market). I have a really odd range of writing outlets including Mental Floss, Women's Health, Wired.com and ESPN The Mag. I use to work at the most conservative paper in the country, despite being "a NY liberal" as they'd say.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making lumpia, clogging up a scrabble board with two-to-three letter words, whipping up mac 'n' cheese from scratch, rewatching Friday Night Lights, creating hypothetical questions that begin with "if Jurassic Park were real...", and parallel parking only while there are others watching or in my car.
The first things people usually notice about me
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snappy dresser, the Manti family head of hair and an analytical look. Some days it's stained hands, I promise you they're clean... Sometimes concrete dye is really hard to get out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: And The Band Played On, The Informant, Stiff, Foreskin's Lament, Last Night Of The Yankee Dynasty (you don't have to be a sports fan to like this), Dry
movies/tv shows: The Newsroom, Friday Night Lights, The Wire, Arrested Development, Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, 60 minutes, Jeopardy, Bojack Horseman
radio: This American Life, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Splendid Table/ Good Food (are you getting a picture of what my weekend mornings are like yet?), Serial
music: The National, Tallest Man On Earth, Daughter, Lord Huron, The Mountain Goats, Destroyer, Yeasayer, the XX, Arcade Fire, Al Green, MGMT, Explosions In The Sky, Devendra Banhart, Cat Stevens, Passion Pit, Kelly Clarkson, Janelle Monae, Raphael Saadiq, Kid Cudi, Bon Iver, Michael Jackson, Neutral Milk Hotel, Hush Hush, the soundtrack to Les Mis, the soundtrack to Drive. I love soundtracks. If you like U2, I'll probably hold it against you.
food: Bulan, breakfast burritos, VegeUSA, Native Foods, Yogurt Land, Sage, Elf
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my google cloud/dropbox.
2. Li ion 20v Dewalt kit.
3. upstate new york apples & honeycrisp apples from anywhere.
4. upright citizens brigade.
5. seitan.
6. non fat, unsweetened greek yogurt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Design ideas, what I would do with a time machine, deadlines for orders, who my next hire could be, what to make for dinner

My Oh-no-no list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
designing, going to trader joes, cooking and callin' my bail bondsman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a fat kid until about 13, but once the weight disappeared, the man boobs didn't until about 14. Meanwhile I played the flute. 13 was a rough year.

I also have a dream scenario of meeting the right girl at a farmers market. It's yet to play out though...
You should message me if
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you still get excited when you see a lizard on a hike or you've ever wanted to get your hands dirty and make something.

... you have more to say than "hey." yea, you don't like it when guys are that lame, so don't you do it too. Happens more than you think...

...If your self description doesn't not reads that you like to: have fun, be spontaneous and laugh. Thanks for the massive insight, ma'am.

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