Looking for a girl who will be my partner in crime.
...No seriously, I want to commit actual crimes and I'm looking for a partner.

(Okay, I'm sorry about that opener, my only alternative was "Interested in girls who are interested in guys who are 5'7".") Anyway, okay... Here we go!

5 things about me:
- I'm smart, confident and quick witted.
- I'm a bit nerdy. If you're also a little nerdy I'll think your cool. (if that typo bothered you, you're my kind of girl.)
- I go to a ton of concerts, I go to a bunch of sports stuff and I'm a closet fan of artsy stuff. I'd want to do this stuff together.
- As a music lover, if you play guitar it'll be a bit of a big deal. I think it's very attractive.
- I travel and don't think there's anything more important two people can do together.

5 things I don't like:
- Girls that don't smile very much.
- A girl that doesn't like 3 or more of these things: The tv show The Wonder Years, Listening to music on a record player, Mario Bros. 3, Talking like the characters from The Princess Bride, McKay Used Books & cd's, Seinfeld references, Music from the 90's, Thrift stores/yard sales, Mumford and Sons, Beer or Wine and a night in or out drinking either.
- Girls who aren't curious what the rest of the world or even their own state looks like.
- Bad spelling and grammar.
- Girls that don't appreciate, or pick up on, deadpan humor and sarcasm.

Alright, that's the end of my profile. Now message me and tell me how much you like me.

I've given up on online dating at least 5 times in the past year. I leave because I believe meeting a fun girl this way is hopeless. I come back because I'm a schmuck.

If you have all the things a person our age is supposed to have (job, car, place to live etc.) I'm fun to talk to but not having these things will be an uphill battle.