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PatrickEndo

26 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I cook things at one place for a year or so then leave and cook different things at another place.

I don't often explore Portland but when I do it's on foot, earbuds in, preferably sandwich in hand.

I walk into a bar, try to drink like Thorogood and find myself surrounded by story tellers.

I've cut in the Voodoo line with no intention of purchasing dough stuffs.

Wintertime turns me into a homebody, summertime turns me into a somebody.

Extended social interactions typically involve me finding your pep peeves and exploiting them at the cost of your or my ego.

At times in group settings I've been told that I'm quiet, at times with groups of friends I've been told to shut the fuck up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Years ago I had this plan to work at every restaurant in the city, steal all their ideas and start my own place in a small town.
Now.. 6 yrs later.. Still have a lot of stealing to do.
I kinda just want to fuck off, hike, bbq and drink beer. What the hell? I'll come back to this with some insight and aspirations.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overcomplicating food
One on one conversations
Music stuffs
Keeping cool under pressure
Pool (well I was)
Jokes, quips, jests, retorts
Rapping over tracks
Writing when inspired
Having an opinion on aesthetics
Making your animals like me
Wilderness survival
Hiding various nonsensical talents
Saying things like vaj badger, sniz biscuit, twat waffle, snatch factory (or napkin), cunt blumpkin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ambrose Bierce, HP Lovecraft, Arthur Conan Doyle, Jack London, JK Rowling, Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, Kurt Vonnegut, JRR Tolkien, Oscar Wilde, Jack Kerouac, Franz Kafka, William S. Burroughs

Andre Nickatina, Immortal Technique, Mobb Deep, Asheru, Mod Sun
Bach, Brahms, Beethoven
August Burns Red, Miss May I, Glass Cloud, Texas in July, Underminded, Bring Me The Horizon
Jimmy Eats World, AlexisonFire, Chiodos, Brand New, Circa Survive
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fire and Knives
Bottles and Openers
Crafts and Arts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Menus, recipes, knives
Bows, hatchets, machetes
Improv, stand up, sarcasm
Boozes, weeds, tobaccos
Sports, guns, boobs.. Ya I'm pretty deep..
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are sponging what I am spilling.