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25 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 5
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'd hope you have sharp sense of humor; dry, quick, full of thought. You don't relish in the profoundness of your words but downplay them with a cold hearted shrug. Smooth criminal. I enjoy tactile, not intelligent, conversation. On the fly.
I talk about a subject, you interject with additional details, I come back with something better and we build a layer cake of awesome dialog. Ability to read emotions and setting, is key. If you identify yourself as weird, this is not for you.
I need acclimated, goal oriented and self sufficient. At times in group settings I've been told that I'm quiet, at times with groups of friends I've been told to shut the fuck up. Art is very important, from it stems passion, creativity, and drive.. That is where I'd like to meet my match.

I work a lot, being in a kitchen.. But when I'm off, this summer I see: deck lounging, hiking, bicycle love, sweaty jam seshs, machete wielding, fishing, beach drinking, paintball, camping, long drives/ short stays, general exploration, and miscellaneous drunken activities.
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing something I really enjoy with a good group of people. I get a sick pleasure from feeding people weird shit or making dinner appear from nothing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
French, Italian, American cookery.
Sushi as well.
Drums of the double bass variety.
Guitar in drop tuning.
Hogging stories.
Juggling. (3 things)
Reading your sense of humor.
Fake laughing ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tattoos are like cleavage for people's eyes to just "wonder into"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sci-Fi/ Fantasy (Vonnegut, Rowling, Tolkien, other obvious authors) Graphic novels usually come in the form of miscellaneous audiobooks. Honestly the only books I've cracked as of late have been cook books.

Movies... 90's comedies, parodies, occult, slasher. Will Ferrel, Jason Segel, Chevy Chase, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley.. All gold. Currently I am refusing to watch documentaries.

T.V. includes The Daily Show, Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Wipeout, Tosh.0, The Newsroom, The Walking Dead, How I Met You Mother, South Park, Knife Fight, The Leage, CC Presents.

Music is mostly heavy; Parkway Drive, August Burns Red, As I Lay Dying, Bring Me The Horizon, Killswitch Engage. But it lightens up, Saosin, Dance Gavin Dance, Jimmy Eat World, Lostprophets, Senses Fail, Thursday. When it comes to rap I like a beat and someone just rapping, keep your 8 choruses per song.. Immortal Technique, Andre Nickatina, Mobb Deep, Mod Sun. I do listen to some EDM but not too seriously, same with classic rock anymore.

My favorite food has to be breakfast. I cook and eat mostly savory foods and have lost my taste for sweet things. I will try anything though even terrible mistakes, it's always learning and palette expanding.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sharp knives
My drum kit
My car
Knob Creek with Boneyard
Late night bullishitting with people I love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not to stick with cooking and have fun or cut my losses and pursue something more lucrative.
How to print my own parking passes and/or how to destroy the ticket police.
If I'd rather have a tame gorilla or lion.
How bad the news, commercials and history channel are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working usually. If not I'll have found someone to share in some general nonsense with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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After watching game of thrones I find myself LARPcurious.
I once farted too hard while doing a cartwheel resulting in a Shartwheel.
I took a road trip by myself that I don't remember. The morning I arrived home was the start of a 3 day hangover.
I've covered my penis in cinnamon/ sugar and stuck it in the toaster; resulting in Crispy CinnaDick.
I open mouth kissed a horse once.
Even at 25 I accidentally call my boss mom sometimes. Oddly he encourages it.
My apartment is infested with koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever.
My favorite color is.. Blue..? No Green!! AHHhhh!!!
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You are sponging what I am spilling.