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PatrickMS2024

29 Sherman Oaks, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Smokes
No
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think reciting the same list of tired adjectives that everyone else on this site uses to describe themselves (fun loving, laid back, etc.) is boring. So here's some more concrete details about myself.

I'm fairly certain I'm funny.

I try to be positive as much as possible. It's really the most logical choice. Being negative is so unproductive. If I'm going to be unproductive I'd rather do that over something fun like google imaging bears. I'll wait while you try it.

Despite whatever shortcomings, I'm the guy that will hold the door open for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(Under construction)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wearing clothes and staying seated in a moving car. and being clever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You can probably answer that question better than I can.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
A Drink Before the War - Dennis Lehane
Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
A People's History of The United States - Howard Zinn
The Book of Basketball - Bill Simmons
Villa Incognito - Tom Robbins
The Giving Tree - Shel Silverstein
The Outsiders - I forget
Chuck Klosterman

Movies:
Memento, Brick, Top Gun, Wedding Crashers is all you really need.

Music:
A Wilhelm Scream, The Gaslight Anthem, Lucero, Otis Redding, Every Time I Die, The Receiving End of sirens, Jay-Z, Ghostface Killah, The Alkaline Trio, Obie Trice, Secret Lives of Freemasons, Strung Out, Frank Sinatra, Propagandhi, Dragonforce, Rx Bandits, Unearth, Circa Survive, The Riot Before, Elton John, Glassjaw, Polar Bear Club, Make Do and Mend, Damned Things, Horrible Crowes, Eyedea, Kid Cudi, P.O.S., The Bled, Josh Moore, Beloved, Staring Back, Gatsbys American Dream, Brother Ali, The Get Up Kids, Jason Mraz, Between the Buried and Me, Wilson Pickett, Wale, Dear Landlord, Crime In Stereo, The Swellers, and probably more.

Food:
Steak (Anything I grill really though)
Ribs (I suck at grilling those)
A Great Sandwich
a Real Juicy Orange
fucking blueberries!
Pizza and Beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People
Ipod/Music
a Toothbrush
blank notebooks
Bodies of Water
Basketball
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If there's a mathematical algorithm to conquer traffic, When mankind's downfalls (greed, shortsightedness) will do us all in, a creator of the universe we could never begin to understand, what if we put a device on our keys so we could call them with our phone and they'd starting ringing. What day is it again?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laughter, good times, usually beer, movies sometimes, music, others, chewing gum, sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't whistle, but I've faked it many times.
You should message me if
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you've read this far.