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34 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Paul. I try not to be too serious.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to be happy, obvs ;P

I love learning, and I try to continue (preserve?) my education. I have several practices that I'm working on such as cooking, running, playing music, maintaining complete sentences, and keeping myself on schedule.

Part of continuing to learn is absorbing what I can on topics that are vital to me--like poverty and urbanization in the U.S. and in D.C. I love to engage people on a moving topic or profound set of experiences. I am excited about applying what I learn to my work here.

Happily, I am paid to teach law students how to represent low-income people. I work at a non-profit where I supervise, mentor, and guide law students representing persons seeking to avoid eviction or secure other relief for violations of their rights. My job is usually rewarding and usually fun.

I like to find out what's happening in town and checking it out. Perennial favorites are live music, museums, and parks. I really love random fun and being ridiculous. Breaking it down dance-wise or water balloon fights are a good start. I'm down for diy events like slightly boozed jam sessions and spontaneous dance parties.

I'm not into staycationing. I love visiting city cities and places where nature vastly outnumbers buildings and asphalt. I often visit TX for family and friends and NYC for friends and NYC. I'm looking to travel abroad sometime in the coming year or two, most likely to Latin America; very original, I know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
karaoke performances of Total Eclipse of the Heart.

Making fun of TV while enjoying that same TV.

I'm also really good at finding the grey in a situation and talking about it, or what's funny about a situation and laughing at it. I tend to see many or everyone's side of an issue. Conversely, I'm not bad at fairly politely informing people when they are completely bonkers. See Ayn Rand below.

My friends think I'm funny, but you may disagree with them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. People may notice that I'm funny or weird, depending on their sense of humor. See above.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite karaoke songs are Back in the U.S.S.R. and Since You've Been Gone.

I really enjoy live music. In DC I've mostly gone to shows at 9:30 Club and Black Cat as well as classical performances. I also really like live jazz, so please let me know if you want to go see jazz. Most recently I saw Calle 13 at Echostage (the acoustics were terrible) and the St. Lawrence String Quartet at the Library of Congress (for free). A highlight from the spring was a performance of John Adams's Violin Concerto at Kennedy Center.

I just finished Kindred by Octavia Butler and The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri. I am rereading Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov, which is so great. I also like reading social sciences and history books, but not as much as I like reading fiction.

The last films that I really enjoyed were Gone Girl and a documentary showing at AFI called the Overnighters.

Food is great. I like going out to eat, but I would rather cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Time with loved ones. Time devoted to my vocation. Time to myself. Sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am going to do when I get out of work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to read.
You should message me if
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You are a woman who is smart, confident, sexy, and kind, and are funny, definitely funny. You'd like to go dancing; rock a music festival; attend a chamber recital; co-host a dinner party; compare books and ideas we love and maybe half-remember; run in a park; teach me a language; make furniture (I'm not good at this, but am interested); see a play; go to a museum; or reteach me statistics.

I'm also open to (almost) any adventure you'd like me to try. I like learning from other people's passions; sometimes they become my own.

It'd also be great if we could form a fake rock band, but its most important that we laugh together. Constantly.

Also, please don't be into Ayn Rand, except as comic relief.