“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”

― Henry Rollins

I travel to Police, Sheriff, and Fire Departments around the country to install/train officers on public safety software systems, live out of a suitcase, collect hotel room keys, maximize travel/credit card points, drive rental cars, discover new cities and awesome restaurants(alone usually), listen to/make music(I rotate which instrument travels), and fly home Fridays(see what I do below). Basically defining "living for the weekend". Kind of like "Groundhog Day", but a whole week. I'm home during the week from time to time...

Cooking
Euchre
Building/starting bonfires
Dancing
Doing things both left and right handed
Getting out of traffic tickets
Interacting with kids(babies especially)
Impressions/voices
Telling crazy stories
Shooting
UNO
Singing(sometimes)
Driving
Making people laugh

The first thing people notice about me is my sense of humor. I could not stand life if it was 100% serious all of the time. It is how I interact and how I make friends. I am a goofy guy, but serious when appropriate.

One thing I wish more people would notice about me is that I am deep-down the most genuine person they will ever meet. Many think that I am a "tough-guy" or "unapproachable" from my appearance. It would be wonderful to find a woman who truly appreciates me for the nice guy that I am.

I usually can't go anywhere without someone commenting on what I'm wearing. I don't dress for attention purposely. It's just me. My hair gets quite a bit of attention too. It changes a lot, but I take care of it.

I will admit I'm not much of a reader. Books move too slowly for my attention span. I own many books, but they all have a bookmark in the middle. I love Graphic Novels: Watchmen, Sin City, 300, Sanctuary

Star Wars is my lifelong obsession(relax I'm not going to show up to your house dressed as a storm trooper). Anything by Coen Bros, - Raising Arizona is my favorite. Tarantino films - Pulp Fiction is the obvious favorite. Donnie Darko, Lost in Translation, The Virgin Suicides, City of God, Akira, Thumbsucker, Stalag 17, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Ring, Inception, Taken, Yes Man, Swingers, Office Space, KIDS, Manhunter, Breakfast Club, Dirty Dancing, James Bond movies so so so many more(to be continued)

PBS cooking shows(A Taste of History and Avec Eric are great), Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Man Vs. Food, No Reservations, An Idiot Abroad, Seinfeld, The Office, Biggest Loser

Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, Massive Attack, Nine Inch Nails, Daft Punk, Bob Marley, Booka Shade, Portishead, GusGus, Thievery Corporation, Radiohead, The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Prince, Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson(my childhood idol), Michael McDonald, Madonna, The Zombies, Beastie Boys, MGMT, Bjork, The Cool Kids, Girl Talk, Hot Chip, Cut Copy, The Presets, Simian Mobile Disco, Justice, Gui Boratto, Chromatics, Miike Snow, Electric Guest, Flume, Clams Casino, SBTRKT, Washed Out, Beach House, The XX, Phantogram, School of Seven Bells, Crystal Castles, St. Lucia, Alt-J, Little Dragon, Flosstradamus, Active Child, Purity Ring, Grimes, Zed's Dead, The Weeknd, Frank Ocean...

Anything spicy, Lebanese, sushi, BBQ, Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Polish, Mexican. I'm definitely a foodie. I can take you to 100's of great places I guarantee you've never been...

Music blogs
Headphones
Luggage
Handles to get in my Jeep
Beard trimmers
Hot sauce

Music
Going on vacation
"What's for lunch?"
Sex
How to save humanity
How I can aquire a 458 Italia

Either singing Karaoke, going out dancing, hitting a microbrewery, or just kicking back at home relaxing.

I have ADD and some OCD tendencies. I get distracted easily, and sometimes obsess over minor details.

I'm a big strong guy(not a fat guy). I think this intimidates most people. I'm not a scrawny whimp, so if that's what you like then you won't like me. I eat scrawny whimps.

I'll admit some of my photos are older. I'm not a fan of having my picture taken so I did the best I could.

You like and/or can tolerate "techno" and electronic music. It's what I play and DJ so it is something you will hear eventually.
You are not super picky and negative. I like open minded people.
You are not a right-wing extremist. We WON'T get along.
You are intelligent and at least somewhat sophisticated. I am very laid back, but I don't want to date someone who is like my guy friends.
You are actually looking for a relationship. No serial daters.
You have goals/ambitions, and not looking for a Sugar Daddy.