- “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson
“For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.” - Neil Degrasse Tyson
Like any other straight male, I enjoy: long walks on the beach, zombies, candle-lit dinners, the chocolate at the bottom of a Drumstick, puppies(seriously, puppies), video games, cuddling, beer, peanut butter, ultra violence, and anything with a lot of bass.
TL;DR - I am motherfucking awesomesauce.
- Pissing people off
- Playing guitar - aka making metal
- Impressions of my favorite cartoon characters(my Skwisgaar rules)
That sometimes my sarcasm is so dry that said target is left wondering if I was being serious or not?
My favorite kinds of books are autobiographies.
My favorite kinds of movies are comedy / action / dramedy.
My favorite kinds of music are rock, alternative, metal... but I do love other types of music too.
My favorite kinds of food are Mexican, American and Japanese.
3) Foreman Grill
6) Technology things aka - electricals.
If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or the will the zombie turn into a vampire?
If alcohol is a depressant, why is it called happy hour?
If you aren't Natalie Portman but want to:
- watch Archer
- go hiking
- check out a live show of sorts(music, comedy, podcast or otherwise)
- discover new restaurants
- talk about things we've read on reddit
- do things of similar ilk; Hit me up!