Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live by two main quotes:
- “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take
the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the
hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible
lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson
“For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today
about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of
others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.” - Neil Degrasse
Like any other straight male, I enjoy: long walks on the beach,
zombies, candle-lit dinners, the chocolate at the bottom of a
Drumstick, puppies(seriously, puppies), video games, cuddling,
beer, peanut butter, ultra violence, and anything with a lot of
TL;DR - I am motherfucking awesomesauce.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Forwarding my career and becoming a gym rat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In no particular order:
- Pissing people off
- Playing guitar - aka making metal
- Impressions of my favorite cartoon characters(my Skwisgaar rules)
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I can give Adam Corrolla a run for his money when it comes to
bitching and complaining about things?
That sometimes my sarcasm is so dry that said target is left
wondering if I was being serious or not?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There's too much to list so i'll just cover the basics here:
My favorite kinds of books are autobiographies.
My favorite kinds of movies are comedy / action / dramedy.
My favorite kinds of music are rock, alternative, metal... but I do
love other types of music too.
My favorite kinds of food are Mexican, American and Japanese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Red Bull or Monster Energy
3) Foreman Grill
6) Technology things aka - electricals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If people could read minds, and two people were reading each others
minds... wouldn't they be reading their own minds?
If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or the will
the zombie turn into a vampire?
If alcohol is a depressant, why is it called happy hour?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical? I dunno. I try to be out and about somewhere like a comedy
club, show, podcast taping or a sushi bar. Sometimes I stay home
and watch things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Trust me, there is NOTHING private about my life. Everything is
funny to me and I don't mind putting it out there.
You should message me if
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You are Natalie Portman.
If you aren't Natalie Portman but want to:
- watch Archer
- go hiking
- check out a live show of sorts(music, comedy, podcast or
- discover new restaurants
- talk about things we've read on reddit
- do things of similar ilk; Hit me up!
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