If you are nice to me and rude to the waiter, we wont get along.
I'm quirky, loving, accepting, and a huge dork.
I appreciate the finer things in life, like light rain, trees, mud, and rolling in said mud. Of course some fine wine to go with that mud makes it even better.
Im not straight or gay acting, and internalized homophobia makes me wanna yack. I'm also a drag queen, and I do perform somewhat regularly. Drag to me is art, and I love it, but I don't do it for a living.
I am incapable of speaking English when in the presence of a cute puppy.
Side note: all dogs are actually cute puppies.
I am a scientist and I do think like one, but I am also quite spiritual. Someday science will explain that side to me.
I truly, madly, and deeply love the muppets.