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55 Louisville, KY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 43–60
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Dec 13, 2014
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Space camp
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Portuguese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a good brain and I use it almost every day. I have tried to describe myself as easygoing but my friends won't allow me. Rather, I'm exacting and specific, I use my words carefully, and I expect you to as well. Accountability isn't just something they talk about in rehab. However, I have the ability to make you shoot milk out of your nose at will.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not modeling for for the Swimsuit Edition of Sports Illustrated, my days usually involve something around fitness. Whether I'm doing my personal trainer bit, or teaching someone to swim, or running a group fitness classes, or doing my own workout - almost every day includes some movement. Don't worry, I won't ask you to flex on the first date.
My brain workouts are in the IT biz, philosophy group meetings, or debating with friends and the unenlightened. Don't worry, I won't quote Volaire on our first date.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... enough things to make me interesting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Aside from the fact that I'm a dead ringer for Megan Fox, I honestly couldn't say - my sense of humor maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm all over the place, fiction, non-fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, murder mysteries, anthropology, evolution, religions, biographies, historical.
Movies: Indies, sci-fi, action, comedy, some horror. Sorry, I'm not going to put porn on this list.
Music: Rock, esp. Zeppelin, Green Day, British Invasion. Sly, Marvin Gaye, Al Green. No country, at all. Some folk - John Prine in particular.
Food: Doughnuts. I'm kidding. But really - do you care? If you've read this far you win the prize.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water to swim in.
Close friends with good minds.
My dogs.
My computers.
Thong underwear. (It's great to tie up tomatoes.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Really. But not necessarily with you. So calm down. Otherwise - I'm considering the juxtaposition of the planets, whirled peas, and the plot line of Sesame Street.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a meeting - not the one you're thinking about, or out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I don't feel well I wear my un-sexiest underwear. It's like comfort food - with fewer calories.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a non-smoker (I mean that) who is reasonably active and healthy, you have a good mind and a great sense of humor. If captivating conversation is as exciting to you as physical chemistry, we may be on track.