I have a good brain and I use it almost every day. I have tried to
describe myself as easygoing but my friends won't allow me. Rather,
I'm exacting and specific, I use my words carefully, and I expect
you to as well. Accountability isn't just something they talk about
in rehab. However, I have the ability to make you shoot milk out of
your nose at will.
What I’m doing with my life
When I'm not modeling for for the Swimsuit Edition of Sports
Illustrated, my days usually involve something around fitness.
Whether I'm doing my personal trainer bit, or teaching someone to
swim, or running a group fitness classes, or doing my own workout -
almost every day includes some movement. Don't worry, I won't ask
you to flex on the first date.
My brain workouts are in the IT biz, philosophy group meetings, or
debating with friends and the unenlightened. Don't worry, I won't
quote Volaire on our first date.
I’m really good at
... enough things to make me interesting.
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from the fact that I'm a dead ringer for Megan Fox, I
honestly couldn't say - my sense of humor maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm all over the place, fiction, non-fiction, sci-fi,
fantasy, murder mysteries, anthropology, evolution, religions,
Movies: Indies, sci-fi, action, comedy, some horror. Sorry, I'm not
going to put porn on this list.
Music: Rock, esp. Zeppelin, Green Day, British Invasion. Sly,
Marvin Gaye, Al Green. No country, at all. Some folk - John Prine
Food: Doughnuts. I'm kidding. But really - do you care? If you've
read this far you win the prize.
The six things I could never do without
Water to swim in.
Close friends with good minds.
Thong underwear. (It's great to tie up tomatoes.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Really. But not necessarily with you. So calm down. Otherwise
- I'm considering the juxtaposition of the planets, whirled peas,
and the plot line of Sesame Street.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a meeting - not the one you're thinking about, or out with
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I don't feel well I wear my un-sexiest underwear. It's like
comfort food - with fewer calories.
You should message me if
You are a non-smoker (I mean that) who is reasonably active and
healthy, you have a good mind and a great sense of humor. If
captivating conversation is as exciting to you as physical
chemistry, we may be on track.