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24 F South Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:26am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an ISTJ, a Hufflepuff, and a Targaryen.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time with animals in a pet store as an associate manager, and have another part time job. When I'm not working I'm watching documentaries on Netflix, playing with my pets, or getting tea with my friends.
I’m really good at
Cooking - not to blow my own horn but the ziti I made the other day was boss - and baking - so were the cookies!, and making obscure references that I hope one day will make my significant other laugh.

I'm also ridiculously good at distinguishing dog breeds/guessing what mix breeds a dog is. I think I have over a 90% success rate.
The first things people usually notice about me
My landlord told me that I was "functional and gorgeous." So there's that.

Also I like to wear shorts and skirts that more than one person has told me I am too fat to wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of fiction, fantasy... stuff. Harry Potter, His Dark Materials trilogy, The Lord of The Rings, C.S. Lewis, the Chaos Walking trilogy by Patrick Ness, classic sci fi like Dune and stuff by Asimov, A Song of Ice and Fire by George R R Martin, classics by John Steinbeck and Ernest Hemingway, Everything Is Illuminated

A quick snapshot of movies I love: Warrior, Spirited Away, Pleasantville, Dark City, everything in the MCU, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Matrix, The Fall, Star Wars trilogy (you know which ones), Clueless, Goodfellas, Brick, Monty Python and The Holy Grail

TV shows I'm obsessed with: most things created by Joss Whedon, Psych, The Wire, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Supernatural, Mythbusters, The X-Files, Oz, Hannibal

Music on my mp3 player includes: Yellowcard, Rise Against, Anberlin, Three Days Grace, Jason Mraz, Cartel, Breaking Benjamin, Childish Gambino, Marina & The Diamonds, Imagine Dragons, Mumford & Sons, Lana Del Rey.
The six things I could never do without
My cat, chapstick, my phone, my tea, my Captain America wallet, and... my car? I do love my car. She's fabulous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I can get my next tattoo and if anyone will do it for free.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights I usually spend on Tumblr with a grilled cheese sandwich because TBH bars are pretty gross.

Also I make fucking awesome grilled cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am working on recovering from an eating disorder.

I have synesthesia and hate the number 11.

AND, I hated Lost.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Send messages like you're going to tell your children about them one day:
"Hey Dad? You met Mom online, right? How'd you start talking to her?"
"Well son, I just said 'Hey.'"
"That's fucking stupid, Dad. Jesus."