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My self-summary
Uhh... So, I'm not entirely sure what to put here, as I'm pretty bad at these, so here it goes. I'm a 23 year old guy who is just a bit geeky. Well, okay, very geeky. I play a bunch of video games and board games. I do play D&D and I still have and play my old Pokemon Blue. I know, the ladies are wondering how I haven't been snatched up yet, right?

I am a night owl, staying up far into the morning.

I have a wide range of interests and can hold at least some kind of conversation on most subjects. Anything I don't know about, I enjoy learning about. Always fun to learn something new.

Well, that came out awkward. Told you I was terrible with these things.
What I’m doing with my life
Still trying to figure this one out. Maybe I'll look into that whole "World Emperor" thing.
I’m really good at
Singing badly in the car? Does that count as being good at something? Probably not. Hmm... Wasting time?

I've been told I'm good at telling stories. I guess that will do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, I've never really asked. Do people normally ask each other? Am I supposed to ask? Oh god, have I been holding conversations wrong this entire time?!

During gay days at Disney, I was told I had pretty eyes. Probably should have tried to get some kind of tip, but I didn't think about it at the time. That's probably the best I could answer this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mutiny on the HMS Bounty, Augustus, The Complete Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook, Cicero, Livy, Polybius, Plutarch, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, History's Worst Decisions and probably a few others I can't remember right now.

Movies: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Batman, Fanboys, Shaolin and The Last Emperor.

Shows: Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, King of the Hill, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Ninja Warrior.

Music: I'll listen to most anything really, but my favorites are Led Zeppelin, Rush, Flogging Molly and Gaelic Storm.

Food: I'm kind of picky, but I'm gradually expanding my taste and trying new things. Pizza, Steak!, rice, bread and waffles. As for drinks; Guinness, Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper.

Video Games (I don't care if it doesn't say this, I'm putting it down anyways. I'm a rebel like that.): Mass Effect Trilogy, Battlefield 3, Assassin's Creed(All of them), Batman: Arkham City, Baldur's Gate, Mirror's Edge and Total War.
The six things I could never do without
1) Internet. Oh god, what else would I waste all my time on?
2) My Xbox. This might do.
3) Steak. Now I'm hungry.
4) Guinness. And thirsty.
5) My Kindle. I bring this almost everywhere, so I can read when I have to wait on something.
6) Something I haven't found yet. A pair of sneakers that will last will last me a good long time. I wear through shoes so fast.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What that person who just walked by is thinking about. Or what people 2000 years from now will think of us. What if Creationism is right, but God is just playing his version the Sims? What keeps tangling up these wires? I just put those there!

Also, what's for dinner?
On a typical Friday night I am
I haven't had a typical Friday night in about 6 years due to hours constantly fluctuating at work. So... working, sleeping so I can wake up early for work the next day, or hanging out with friends. In other words, I don't do the clubbing thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite my username, I am not an ancient Chinese poet who left his mark on America. I know, shocker.

I've pulled the classic "Make a score for the other team without realizing it" play. I haven't seriously played basketball since.
You should message me if
You want to kick my ass in some video game. Or if you just want to talk to some bored nerd, in the process of healing.