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28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm fun, funny, ambitious, easy-going, fairly intelligent, sometimes scatterbrained, confident, sweet, and sensuous. I realize it's hard not to talk about your personal qualities that you'd actually want publicized without seeming like you're bragging, but what else am I gonna talk about here? "I can go a really long time without peeing?" - not so much.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm paying my bills as a bartender/barista, and I actually really enjoy it, but my true passion is acting and voice overs. (No way, an actor working in food service living in New York? Go on! No, really...) I'm always working on several projects at once; web shows, short films, features, cartoons, and every once in a while, theater. If you're interested I can send you links to some of my screen work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling jokes, latte art, giving massages* (I'm also highly qualified for receiving them), making sandwiches, lip-syncing (I really wish this was actually useful, but it'll at least blow your mind), doing silly voices and serious accents
*References available upon request
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Oh my god, does anyone ever tell you you look like Christian Slater/Charlie Day/Bradley Cooper/Barry Manilow/Ralph Fiennes/Daniel Craig/Clay Aiken/Jeff Buckley/DJ Qualls/that GUY from that THING, you know the one, RIGHT?"

My voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch-22; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Sherlock Holmes; God Bless you, Mr. Rosewater; Princess Bride; Atlas Shrugged; Ender's Game; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; currently reading all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels (I'm more than halfway through). When I'm done, more Vonnegut...

The Graduate; Eternal Sunshine; Confessions of a Dangerous Mind; Monty Python's Holy Grail; The Princess Bride; Clue; Mulholland Dr.; Igby Goes Down; Goldfinger; Ocean's Eleven; American Psycho; Deconstructing Harry; Inglorious Bastards; Chasing Amy; Spaceballs; there are really just too many too mention;;; anything by Mel Brooks, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, or the Cohen brothers, and anything with Daniel Day-Lewis, Gary Oldman, or Robert Downey Jr.

Community; Dexter (though the finale almost ruins it for me); Breaking Bad; Mad Men; True Blood; Luther; Sherlock; Downton Abbey; Family Guy and South Park, of course; Colbert Report; Arrested Development; Planet Earth; Boston Legal; Firely; Dollhouse; Twin Peaks; Battlestar Gallactica (same as Dexter); M*A*S*H; Friends; Scrubs

Classic Rock; Rock; Classical; Jazz: Simon & Garfunkel; Beatles; Rolling Stones; Bob Dylan; Pink Floyd; The Who; Clapton; Stevie Ray Vaughn; CSNY; CCR; Allman Brothers; Billy Joel; Weird Al Yankovic; Queen; Radiohead; Libertines; Beethoven; Chopin; Listening to a lot of Builders And The Butchers and Raconteurs as of late

While it's not music, I should say I have every single George Carlin album. The man is my own personal Jesus Christ and one day I will play him the the biopic.

PB&J sandwiches; good, thick steak; chicken pad thai; good beer/whiskey (it's not about quantity, it's about quality)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ability to go out and perform- for an audience, a camera, a microphone, whatever

My computer

My DVD collection (I don't even need them anymore since I can watch anything online, but I will not be parting with them any time soon)

My smartphone

My cat, Toby

A book in my bag
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the characters I'll soon be playing.

how I'm starting to realize this is the age when all my friends and I are slowly but surely turning into our parents, even while trying not to.

if I was somehow shrunk down to 3 inches tall, would my cat recognize me by my scent as the man who took him in off the streets and gave him a safe, comfortable, and loving home, or would he just go right ahead and eat me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
tending bar until midnight. On a night off though, probably getting drinks with friends, trivia night, shooting pool, hunting water buffalo, you know, whatevs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I had a drag name, it would be Tequila Mockingbird.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you have a good sense of humor. Funny girls are sexy.

you can recommend a great tv show or movie.

you are passionate about something. Something you can teach me more about is even cooler.

you wanna go skiing!!! Although I'll settle for a game of pool until it starts snowing again.