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29 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm fun, funny, ambitious, easy-going, fairly intelligent, sometimes scatterbrained, confident, sweet, and sensuous. I realize it's hard not to talk about your personal qualities that you'd actually want publicized without seeming like you're bragging, but what else am I gonna talk about here? "I can go a really long time without peeing?" - not so much.
What I’m doing with my life
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El. Tee. Dee. Acting, voiceovers, recently got into producing and directing as well. I still pay most of the bills from bartending/barista(-ing?)

Currently fulfilling my life long dream of playing Wadsworth in a staged adaptation of the movie CLUE.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling jokes, latte art, giving massages (I'm also pretty good at receiving them), making sandwiches, lip-syncing (I really wish this was actually useful, but it'll at least blow your mind), doing silly voices and serious foreign accents.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Oh my god, does anyone ever tell you you look like Christian Slater/Charlie Day/Bradley Cooper/Barry Manilow/Ralph Fiennes/Daniel Craig/Clay Aiken/Jeff Buckley/DJ Qualls/that GUY from that THING, you know the one, RIGHT?"

Or my voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch-22; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Sherlock Holmes; God Bless you, Mr. Rosewater; Princess Bride; Atlas Shrugged; Ender's Game; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; currently reading all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels (I'm more than halfway through). When I'm done, more Vonnegut...

The Graduate; Eternal Sunshine; Confessions of a Dangerous Mind; Monty Python's Holy Grail; The Princess Bride; Clue; Mulholland Dr.; Igby Goes Down; Goldfinger; Ocean's Eleven; American Psycho; Deconstructing Harry; Inglorious Bastards; Chasing Amy; Spaceballs; there are really just too many too mention;;; anything by Mel Brooks, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, or the Cohen brothers, and anything with Daniel Day-Lewis, Gary Oldman, or Robert Downey Jr.

Community; Dexter; Breaking Bad; Mad Men; John Oliver; True Blood; Luther; Sherlock; Downton Abbey; Family Guy and South Park; Colbert Report; Arrested Development; Planet Earth; Boston Legal; Firely; Dollhouse; Twin Peaks; Battlestar Gallactica (same as Dexter); M*A*S*H; Friends; Scrubs

Simon & Garfunkel; Beatles; The Stones; Dylan; Pink Floyd; The Who; CSNY; CCR; Both the Brothers Allman and Doobie; Billy Joel; Weird Al Yankovic; Queen; Radiohead; The Libertines; The Strokes; The Killers

While it's not music, I should say I own every single George Carlin album. The man is my own personal Jesus Christ and one day I will play him the the biopic.

A good, thick steak; chicken pad thai; pb&j sandwiches with banana slices; quality beer/whiskey
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could live without most things. Aside from the obvious family/friends, I couldn't do without the ability to go out and perform- for an audience, a camera, a microphone, whatever.

If you included "oxygen" without a trace of irony, we probably won't hit it off too well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the characters I'll soon be playing.

if I was somehow shrunk down to 3 inches tall, would my cat recognize me by my scent as the man who took him in off the streets and gave him a home and food and keeps him rollin in the litter, or would he just go right ahead and eat me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
tending bar until midnight. On a night off though, probably getting drinks with friends, trivia night, shooting pool, hunting water buffalo, you know, whatevs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I had a drag name, it would be Tequila Mockingbird.
You should message me if
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you have a good sense of humor. Funny girls are sexy.

you can recommend a great tv show or movie.

you are passionate about something. Something you can teach me more about is even cooler.

you wanna go skiing!!! Although I'll settle for a game of pool until it starts snowing again.