Maritally frustrated, creatively longing, spiritually seeking, forever understanding, always willing, normally caring, brutally honest, hopelessly romantic divorced white male, seeks woman who is not mad at the world or running from her past, for E-mail, friendship, or whatever.
I like boating, writing, and interesting conversation. I don't chew on slippers or chase cars, and I'm housebroken. I respond well to training when spoken to with kindness and directness.

Things I can give: honesty, friendship, kindness, sincerity, respect, passion, compassion, space, encouragement, support and love.

Things I cannot give: Absolution.

OK, the above may seem a bit cynical and perhaps a little sarcastic, but it's there to hopefully weed out the crazies just looking for some poor guy to blame their problems on. Sorry, Homie don't play dat. I also know the pictures are rather crappy but even though I'm incredibly handsome, I’m not very photogenic. Go figure. I’m working on that. Not the photogenic thing, getting better pictures up.

Intelligent conversation is mandatory to hold my attention...the deeper, more abstract the better. If you hold ANY particular established religion as the true key to life, then we have nothing in common...unless you have really great legs. My tastes in music are varied and range from rock to classical. I'll take natural beauty over glamour any day of the week and twice on Sundays. I've been told I give great email (among other things) and will gladly respond to any messages...even those telling me to go take a flying leap.

I go to work and do stuff with things (see below). Sometimes I think about things and other times I think about stuff but most of the time I'm either doing stuff or things. Then I usually go to bed.

Doing things with stuff. NO, wait, that's doing stuff with things. Yeah, that one.

People don't usually notice me until they need something fixed.

My favorite books are the ones I've read, but I don't read much so it's a pretty small list. Movies? Well, Dogma, The Ninth Configuration, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Little Big Man, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Green Mile, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Kpax...Hell, it's a long list. My favorite food is usually something I didn't have to cook.

Existence, air, water, food, gravity and fire.

The act of thinkng itself, the past, the future, people, what makes them tick, what makes me tick, gravity, space, time, love, and what's for supper.

...hoping to sleep late Saturday morning.

There's a lot of stuff I don't understand...and a few things as well.

Your computer is on.