Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 27 year old selfless, childless, disease-free male. I have blue
eyes, a black liver, and a golden heart. I enjoy sports, reading,
(and none of that "Oh I read all the time" bullshit and then
reference some bullshit book you had to read in high school or your
freshman year at some community college), Netflix is an essential
part of my life. I'm a people person for the most part but I'm not
a fan of impressing people. I spent time in the Marines. I try not
to bring it up in conversation unless it helps me get laid (it
doesn't). I enjoy laughing and like to explore the world. I've been
to a lot of countries and feel like I've learned a lot (mostly how
to order beer in other language).
You know that filter between your brain and your mouth? I severely
damaged it with alcohol and experience (mostly experience) There's
a small strainer there but it doesn't work well anymore.
I'm a huge grammar guy but have horrible spelling.
I'm really bad at dating and I'm not a fan of resorting to a dating
site. I want to meet someone the old fashioned way, like my parents
did - Drunk at a bar off of cheap Tequila and Budweiser. I am only
trying this because I am super busy and I am sadly getting over the
bar scene. I want to do stuff. Fun stuff.
I won't cheat on you, or abuse you, or yell at your kids but I
don't communicate well. I need space. Plus, I'm not in the dating
world to "settle". I'm not the type of person to stay around in a
relationship as it slowly decays like the teeth of a person who
doesn't drink anything but soda. I really just want to have fun.
You get approximately 70 some years on the earth? I'm not going to
sit down and watch the grass grow with my "partner" in a loveless
and sexless commitment because I wanted to play it safe! I want
someone that will pack that bags with me and go to New York City
with me for the weekend. I want to feel alive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not murdering people I find on online dating sites.
I'm working a lot now which I really love.
In my spare time I am trying to find some more hobbies. I really am
in to Stand up. I just got a record player so I am slowly
discovering music I have never heard before.
The big right now for me is World War history. I just finished
reading a book on FDR and now I want to know everything about that
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, gambling, making fun of people (in a soul-denouncing
way), naming Steeler players, proving stereotypes wrong, proving
stereotypes right, lying to woman online ("of course I want to wait
until marriage"), dancing....... I have a strange talent with the
elderly, talking to people, watching movies (yes I'm awesome at
watching movies), being inappropriate, pissing off people, arguing
with people about stuff that doesn't really matter, Drinking Vodka,
fighting people that talk about fighting Zombies (that's so stupid
and really annoying), convincing people that I'm not gay, I'm
really good at listing things I'm really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm genuine (that's the corny answer). I'm intense. Plus I have
blue eyes and ladies love Blue eyes, seriously they're lady
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do enjoy reading. I haven't read non-fiction in a long time. I
absolutely love Thomas Paine. Common Sense is on my nightstand. My
favorite book is The Autobiography of Malcolm X for a number of
As for fiction my absolute favorite is Crime and Punishment.
My favorite movie is Troy. I spent 4 years as an active duty Marine
and Troy was a direct cause of that. I have an unhealthy addiction
to Netflix. I can't stop watching documentaries. I enjoyed the life
and death of David Gale, The United States of Lieland, the Fall,
Savages, Role Models....
I'm a music nerd, despite my upbringing in a rather suburban white
home I'm a huge Rap fan. I'm into IndeRock and punk. Say Anything,
Brand New, Mumford and Sons. I enjoy lyrics.
The Office, Parks and Rec, it's always sunny in Philadelphia,
Roseanne, and sports.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of humor
My kitty Athena
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make people laugh! It's my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working then in one way or another I am getting into some kind of
trouble. Not like robbing banks or anything but being ornery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Dane Cook is kind of funny......(Don't judge)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to have fun. You have an open mind. You're NOT needy. I'm
not one of these guys that needs to be in a relationship. Somebody
comfortable in their own skin, somebody that won't stab me.
You will need a sense of irony.
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