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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:36am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm 27 year old selfless, childless, disease-free male. I have blue eyes, a black liver, and a golden heart. I enjoy sports, reading, (and none of that "Oh I read all the time" bullshit and then reference some bullshit book you had to read in high school or your freshman year at some community college), Netflix is an essential part of my life. I'm a people person for the most part but I'm not a fan of impressing people. I spent time in the Marines. I try not to bring it up in conversation unless it helps me get laid (it doesn't). I enjoy laughing and like to explore the world. I've been to a lot of countries and feel like I've learned a lot (mostly how to order beer in other language).

You know that filter between your brain and your mouth? I severely damaged it with alcohol and experience (mostly experience) There's a small strainer there but it doesn't work well anymore.

I'm a huge grammar guy but have horrible spelling.

I'm really bad at dating and I'm not a fan of resorting to a dating site. I want to meet someone the old fashioned way, like my parents did - Drunk at a bar off of cheap Tequila and Budweiser. I am only trying this because I am super busy and I am sadly getting over the bar scene. I want to do stuff. Fun stuff.

I won't cheat on you, or abuse you, or yell at your kids but I don't communicate well. I need space. Plus, I'm not in the dating world to "settle". I'm not the type of person to stay around in a relationship as it slowly decays like the teeth of a person who doesn't drink anything but soda. I really just want to have fun. You get approximately 70 some years on the earth? I'm not going to sit down and watch the grass grow with my "partner" in a loveless and sexless commitment because I wanted to play it safe! I want someone that will pack that bags with me and go to New York City with me for the weekend. I want to feel alive.
What I’m doing with my life
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Not murdering people I find on online dating sites.

I'm working a lot now which I really love.

In my spare time I am trying to find some more hobbies. I really am in to Stand up. I just got a record player so I am slowly discovering music I have never heard before.

The big right now for me is World War history. I just finished reading a book on FDR and now I want to know everything about that time period.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, gambling, making fun of people (in a soul-denouncing way), naming Steeler players, proving stereotypes wrong, proving stereotypes right, lying to woman online ("of course I want to wait until marriage"), dancing....... I have a strange talent with the elderly, talking to people, watching movies (yes I'm awesome at watching movies), being inappropriate, pissing off people, arguing with people about stuff that doesn't really matter, Drinking Vodka, fighting people that talk about fighting Zombies (that's so stupid and really annoying), convincing people that I'm not gay, I'm really good at listing things I'm really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm genuine (that's the corny answer). I'm intense. Plus I have blue eyes and ladies love Blue eyes, seriously they're lady killers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I do enjoy reading. I haven't read non-fiction in a long time. I absolutely love Thomas Paine. Common Sense is on my nightstand. My favorite book is The Autobiography of Malcolm X for a number of reasons.

As for fiction my absolute favorite is Crime and Punishment.

My favorite movie is Troy. I spent 4 years as an active duty Marine and Troy was a direct cause of that. I have an unhealthy addiction to Netflix. I can't stop watching documentaries. I enjoyed the life and death of David Gale, The United States of Lieland, the Fall, Savages, Role Models....

I'm a music nerd, despite my upbringing in a rather suburban white home I'm a huge Rap fan. I'm into IndeRock and punk. Say Anything, Brand New, Mumford and Sons. I enjoy lyrics.

The Office, Parks and Rec, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, Roseanne, and sports.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of humor
My phone
The Steelers
My kitty Athena
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make people laugh! It's my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working then in one way or another I am getting into some kind of trouble. Not like robbing banks or anything but being ornery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Dane Cook is kind of funny......(Don't judge)
You should message me if
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You like to have fun. You have an open mind. You're NOT needy. I'm not one of these guys that needs to be in a relationship. Somebody comfortable in their own skin, somebody that won't stab me.

You will need a sense of irony.