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45 Columbus, OH Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pssst. Hey! You. Yo, yo, over here.

Want a peek behind the curtain? A little inside baseball? A juicy 'sclusie?

I'm breaking the fourth wall in this profile. Get ready, 'cause here I come.

What's the aim of an OKC profile, really? To sell yourself to the audience? To entertain? To educate? Maybe it's just to ruminate... I'm going to do a little of each.

Here's how I might sell myself: I'm squeezably soft, but built to last. I'm only 56/100ths percent pure, but I'm mm mm good. You'll melt in my mouth and in my hands. (C'mon, you know you couldn't resist that one, either, if you were trying the slogan thing). You don't have to ask, "Does she... or doesn't she?" because I am perfectly willing to reach out and touch someone. (Sorry -- too much Mad Men, I suppose).

Now, enjoy this awesome dance routine set to the day's high-energy popular music! Is that a "yes" for you?

Sample some more short, snappy statements designed to intrigue and/or amuse you: I know what MST3K stands for (for "awesomeness" of course), wish I could have the babies of Mr. Show and its alumni, felt the conclusion of Breaking Bad was a bit of an anti-climax, know the proper response to a shout of "Henderson!", and can't imagine I am the only one who thought Enterprise was a pretty good show no matter what everyone else said.

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Sure, I want to be the 21st century's answer to Mae West, but there's more to me than double-entendres and double-Ds. You deserve to know what that is.

I want to enjoy your company. For me, this means going on what used to be called a date -- like, let's eat something together in public. I haven't been to a movie in ages. You don't have to impress me or think of anything particularly original to do. Heck, I'd even play mini-golf with you, if they still have that.

I like the possibility of romance. I like how it feels when my heart sings. Don't you?

Bottom line: I really really want something more than a hook up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm dedicating myself to learning the higher levels of the lounging arts. Not everyone realizes exactly how much work goes into a good lay-about. It's not all about rest and relaxation, you know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeking out the offbeat, kissing long slow soft kisses that make everyone within a ten-foot radius melt, being a failed wiseass, finding the best televisual programming, entertaining myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on where I am and how low the neckline on my shirt is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh jeez... this time let's go with 1984, Boogie Nights, Firefly, the soundtrack for Velvet Goldmine, and hash browns.

Here's another try... Declare, The Lady Eve, Homeland, early Devo, and Captain Crunch (no Crunchberries for the nonce).

Here's yet another attempt... The Egg and I, Jackie Brown, Louie - no, wait, Masters of Sex - no, no, Louie, Better Living Through Chemistry, and green bean casserole ('tis the season).

Broad City made me its bitch recently. I am its love slave.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's probably nothing I could never do without, as I have come close to finding out in the last few years.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to do more with less; figuring out what is important in life, really; what I should do with my silly self; whether anything is what it is cracked up to be; that winter is coming.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what I will be doing later...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to overshare anyway, so evidently there's not a whole lot I consider private.

But in the interest of full disclosure, and in the hope of avoiding a weird and embarrassing chat, I'm going to state here something that's private but should be known if you're interested in dating me: I have herpes. I got it the first time I had sex, when I was 17. I haven't ever given it to anyone (to my knowledge), and I had unprotected sex with my ex-husband for more than 18 years. I very rarely have outbreaks, as is common for people who have had it for such a long time, and in fact, I can't even remember when the last one was... it's been well over four years, now (at April 2015 update).

At the same time, I am scrupulous in monitoring myself for symptoms. I play it very very safe.

I believe that sex with me is no more or less risky than with the average person, and may in fact be safer given the fact that I am hypervigilant and given the fact that statistically speaking, there are a lot of people out there who have it and don't know it, or have it and will not disclose that information to a sexual partner (I have personally met three such people).

Bottom line, though: there is no 100 percent guarantee against transmission aside from abstaining.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a busty, lusty lass who would be a standup comic groupie if given half the chance and who has no expectations from the people she meets and who is always never quite right.