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44 F Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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World's worst vegetarian! Big ol' comedy nerd! Finally re-employed! Overly fond of declaratives! User of too many exclamation points!

Here's how I might sell myself: I'm squeezably soft, but built to last. I'm only 56/100ths percent pure, but I'm mm mm good. You'll melt in my mouth and in my hands. (C'mon, you know you couldn't resist that one, either, if you were trying the slogan thing). You don't have to ask, "Does she... or doesn't she?" because I am perfectly willing to reach out and touch someone. (Sorry -- too much Mad Men, I suppose).

More short, snappy statements: I know what MST3K stands for (for "awesomeness" of course), wish I could have the babies of Mr. Show and its alumni, felt the conclusion of Breaking Bad was a bit of an anti-climax, know the proper response to a shout of "Henderson!", and can't imagine I am the only one who thought Enterprise was a pretty good show no matter what everyone else said.

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EDITED TO ADD... 12-07-2013
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I'd like to clarify at the outset what I'm about. Sure, I still want to be the 21st century's answer to Mae West, but maybe I could be more specific.

Sex is an important part of my life. I like it. It's fun. I want to have it with people, even with multiple people at the same time or sequentially, but not just any ol' random people -- I want to like them *as* people. I would not approach you or answer your message if I didn't think that was a possibility.

I want to enjoy people's company. For me, this means, possibly, going on what used to be called a date -- like, let's eat something together in public before we throw down sometime, and it doesn't even have to be before the first time we throw down, if it's too hot between us to bear.

I like the possibility of romance. I like how it feels when my heart sings. I do not believe that dating and mindblowing sex are mutually exclusive. I have hope, but no expectation, that something special sparks up between us all on its li'l ownsome. That doesn't mean I want to be all up in your, you know, life. I value my privacy. I value *your* privacy, too.

Bottom line: If you just want to get laid, I respect that. But I want someone who wants *me* in particular to be the layperson. Otherwise, from your perspective, I'm just performing a service for you, and for free.
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What I’m doing with my life
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I'm dedicating myself to learning the higher levels of the lounging arts. Not everyone realizes exactly how much work goes into a good lay-about. It's not all about rest and relaxation, you know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeking out the offbeat, kissing long slow soft kisses that make everyone within a ten-foot radius melt, being a failed wiseass, finding the best televisual programming, entertaining myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends on where I am and how low the neckline on my shirt is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh jeez... this time let's go with 1984, Boogie Nights, Firefly, the soundtrack for Velvet Goldmine, and hash browns.

Here's another try... Declare, The Lady Eve, Homeland, early Devo, and Captain Crunch (no Crunchberries for the nonce).

Here's yet another attempt... The Egg and I, Jackie Brown, Louie - no, wait, Masters of Sex - no, no, Louie, Better Living Through Chemistry, and green bean casserole ('tis the season).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's probably nothing I could never do without, as I have come close to finding out in the last few years.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to do more with less; figuring out what is important in life, really; what I should do with my silly self; whether anything is what it is cracked up to be; that winter is coming.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what I will be doing later...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to overshare anyway, so evidently there's not a whole lot I consider private.

But in the interest of full disclosure, and in the hope of avoiding a weird and embarrassing chat, I'm going to state here something that's private but should be known if you're interested in dating/having sex with me: I have herpes. I got it the first time I had sex, when I was 17. I haven't ever given it to anyone (to my knowledge), and I had unprotected sex with my ex-husband for more than 18 years. I very rarely have outbreaks, as is common for people who have had it for such a long time, and in fact, I can't even remember when the last one was... it's been well over three years, now (at Nov 2013 update).

At the same time, I am scrupulous in monitoring myself for symptoms. If there is any tiny little thing amiss "down there," whether or not it's a possible outbreak, I won't have sex. If things start to pinch or rub me "down there," I will stop right then, simply to be extra certain sure I don't transmit anything. Herpes is, according to information I've read, more difficult to spread from female to female, so F-to-F transmission is rare. Nonetheless, I play it very very safe and am happy to engage in alternatives to genital-to-genital contact if my partner prefers.

I believe that sex with me is no more or less risky than with the average person, and may in fact be safer given the fact that I am hypervigilant and given the fact that statistically speaking, there are a lot of people out there who have it and don't know it, or have it and will not disclose that information to a sexual partner (I have personally met three such people).

Bottom line, though: there is no 100 percent guarantee against transmission aside from abstaining.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a busty, lusty lass who would be a standup comic groupie if given half the chance and who has no expectations from the people she meets and who is always never quite right.