Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Before I begin the rambling banter that is my profile, I should
note at the outset that animals are important to me. I'm not a
zealot or extremist, but if it bothers you that my charitable
contributions go to four-legged animals rather than two-legged
ones, then it's not going to work out between us. Feel free to help
two-legged animals all you want - that's wonderful and I encourage
it wholeheartedly - just don't be critical of me for directing my
energies toward non-humans. :)
I'm a double agent who taught a certain British spy everything he
knows -- but not everything *I* know. I've been offered honorary
memberships by both "The Avengers" and "Coon & Friends" but
refuse to team up with a dbag like Eric Cartman. The most
interesting man in the world calls me for advice and my Chipotle
burritos never fall apart. I don't sleep until it's tomorrow, am a
friend to animals, and chocolate chip cookies are my kryptonite.
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a tickler, so you better
be on your best behavior. And if you too have mad anti-zombie
skills we'll get along just fine.
What I’m doing with my life
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Besides BSing my way through my OKC profile? Well, I've been a
biologist, an exercise physiologist, a bicycle racer, a lawyer
(still), and I'm about to embark on a remodeling adventure in my
house -- I shall go where no sub-floor has gone before! I should
also point out that while I work in antitrust law at a large
corporate firm, you shouldn't assume I've sold my soul (not that I
necessarily believe in souls in the first place since I'm not
religious) -- I support the underdogs of this world by helping
animals (e.g. donating to charities like ASPCA, Humane Society,
Homeward Trails). I've also been known to adopt/foster furry
critters (cats, dogs).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running into the middle of the street to save squirrels from
oncoming traffic (for real). Playing with dogs/cats. I'm also into
cycling and running so if you are too let's push pedals or lace up
the sneaks. And, unfortunately for you, I have a knack for coming
up with puzzles, puns, and bad jokes. And I mean BAD jokes: Where
do cows like to go for the first date? To the moovies!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Cat hair? Bad cat, Patches, BAD CAT!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like movies that are creative, make you think and/or have really
interesting dialogue, as well as good sci-fi and horror/suspense:
The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Identity, Megamind,
The Matrix (1), LOTR, Quarantine, The Ring. Though I don't eat
mammals, I love Italian and Asian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pets, bikes, friends, family, caffeine. I would include sleep but I
don't know what that is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can adopt a wombat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends; playing board games; watching a movie;
out to dinner. But not all at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On May 11, 2014 it never would have occurred to me that my cat --
my FRIEND -- Backman would die... because of me. He was a terribly
anxious and scared little guy in general, and putting him into the
cat carrier while he was in distress from a hairball terrified him
so much that he went into cardiac arrest. Twice I called his name
and twice he whimpered back in response -- I can still hear those
sad whimpers in my mind to this very day. He was a special little
guy and I really appreciated him: he would initiate and play fetch
religiously; when it was time for breakfast he would wrap his tail
around my leg and walk next to me toward the kitchen chirping "hee,
hee, hee" as we went; and he loved to be cradled like a baby while
either nibbling on my fingers or gazing up into my eyes. I miss him
more than words could ever express, and though my intentions were
good, I've not been able to forgive myself for what happened.
You should message me if
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You know who authored the quote: "When you sit with a nice girl for
two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove
for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." Or
you are a girl who smiled when reading my profile. And who won't
make me sit on a hot stove. Or who thinks Baby Stewie should have
his own television show (in which case you don't have to smile and
I might consider sitting on a hot stove if you ask nicely). Or you
know what a joist is and would like to go on a remodeling adventure
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