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Peloton

41 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a double agent who taught a certain British spy everything he knows -- but not everything *I* know. I've been offered honorary memberships by both "The Avengers" and "Coon & Friends" but refuse to team up with a dbag like Eric Cartman. The most interesting man in the world calls me for advice and my Chipotle burritos never fall apart. I don't sleep until it's tomorrow, am a friend to animals, and chocolate chip cookies are my kryptonite. I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a tickler, so you better be on your best behavior. And if you too have mad anti-zombie skills we'll get along just fine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides BSing my way through my OKC profile, while I work in antitrust law at a large corporate firm don't assume I've sold my soul (not that I necessarily believe in souls in the first place since I'm not religious) -- I support the underdogs of this world by helping animals (e.g. donating to charities like ASPCA, Humane Society, Homeward Trails). I've also been known to adopt/foster furry critters (cats, dogs). Back in the day I was a bike bum, racing as an amateur hoping to go pro. Though I don't race anymore, once a bike bum always a bike bum, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running into the middle of the street to save squirrels from oncoming traffic (for real). Playing with dogs/cats. I'm also into cycling and running so if you are too let's push pedals or lace up the sneaks. And, unfortunately for you, I have a knack for coming up with puzzles, puns, and bad jokes. And I mean BAD jokes: Where do cows like to go for the first date? To the moovies!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Cat hair? Bad cat, Patches, BAD CAT!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like movies that are creative, make you think and/or have really interesting dialogue, as well as good sci-fi and horror/suspense: The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Identity, Megamind, The Matrix (1), LOTR, Quarantine, The Ring. Though I don't eat mammals, I love Italian and Asian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mom. Dad. Bro. Sis. Friends. That's only five -- maybe you could help with the 6th?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can adopt a wombat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends; playing board games; watching a movie; out to dinner. But not all at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On May 11, 2014 I came back from a bike ride at about 5 p.m. It never would have occurred to me that in a couple of hours my cat Backman would be gone. He had been fine, why would I ever think May 11th was his last day? Surely he had 7 or 8 more years until he was old and would eventually die; it happens to everyone. He was a special little guy and I really appreciated him: he would initiate and play fetch religiously; when it was time for breakfast he would wrap his tail around my leg and walk next to me toward the kitchen chirping "he, he, he" as we walked; and he loved to be cradled like a baby while either nibbling on my fingers or gazing up into my eyes. His death was a shock to me and I miss him very much.
You should message me if
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You know who authored the quote: "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." Or you are a girl who smiled when reading my profile. And who won't make me sit on a hot stove. Or who thinks Baby Stewie should have his own television show (in which case you don't have to smile and I might consider sitting on a hot stove if you ask nicely).