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41 M McLean, VA

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a double agent who taught a certain British spy everything he knows -- but not everything *I* know. I've been offered honorary memberships by both "The Avengers" and "Coon & Friends" but as any real hero would do, I work alone in order to ensure the safety of others. The most interesting man in the world calls me for advice about women and my Chipotle burritos never fall apart. Animals love me, ex-girlfriends miss me, and chocolate chip cookies are my kryptonite. I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a tickler, so you better be on your best behavior. And if you too have mad anti-zombie skills we'll get along just fine.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides BSing my way through my OKC profile, while I work in antitrust law at a large corporate firm don't assume I've sold my soul (not that I necessarily believe in souls in the first place since I'm not religious) -- I support the underdogs of this world by helping animals (e.g. donating to charities like ASPCA, Humane Society, Homeward Trails). I've also been known to adopt/foster furry critters (cats, dogs). Back in the day I was a bike bum, racing as an amateur hoping to go pro. Though I don't race anymore, once a bike bum always a bike bum, right?
I’m really good at
Running into the middle of the street to save squirrels from oncoming traffic (for real). Playing with dogs/cats. Playing cards. Playing board games. Basically, I'm really good at playing! I'm also into cycling and running so if you are too let's push pedals or lace up the sneaks! And, unfortunately for you, I have a knack for coming up with puzzles, puns, and bad jokes. And I mean BAD jokes: Where do cows like to go for the first date? To the moovies!
The first things people usually notice about me
Cat hair? Bad cat, Patches, BAD CAT!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like movies that are creative, make you think and/or have really interesting dialogue, as well as good sci-fi and horror/suspense: The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Identity, Megamind, The Matrix (1), LOTR, Quarantine, The Ring. Though I don't eat mammals, I love Italian and Asian food.
The six things I could never do without
Mom. Dad. Bro. Sis. Friends. That's only five -- maybe you could help with the 6th?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1) How I can adopt a wombat. 2) That knowledge and intelligence are two sides of the same coin, but quite a few people seem to mistake a one-sided surface for a coin that has actual value...
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends; playing board games; watching a movie; out to dinner. But not all at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How about two things:

I own a dozen suits but have a hard time not simply throwing on jeans and t-shirts before I head out the door.

Also, I talk to my cats. But don't worry -- they talk back to me so it's not like I'm having a one-way conversation!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know who authored the quote: "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." Or you are a girl who smiled when reading my profile. And who won't make me sit on a hot stove. Or who thinks Baby Stewie should have his own television show (in which case you don't have to smile and I might consider sitting on a hot stove if you ask nicely).