I'd prefer someone else to summarize me, but here goes. I was born here in Florida. I tend to prefer smaller crowds over huge gatherings. I try to be level headed and see all sides of a situation. I have horrible spelling and usually forgo all forms of punctuation and capitalization when typing online (save the trusted period). I have severe allergic reactions to drama kings/queens. I enjoy sarcasm a good deal of the time, and even can appreciate a good back and forth sarcasm-fest with the right people (ie. not being vindictive, just poking fun and being facetious). I make jokes (even bad word puns. I love words.) all of the time (which some people can't stand... what can I say, I like to laugh and make others laugh... I attribute it to my love of MST3K... i'm Riffing on Life). I am a social and fiscal liberal, but in saying that I am not too fond of people who are excessively evangelical in their views... this means I respect your right to disagree with me, as long as you respect my right to not be convinced and converted - religious, political, etc - to your way of thinking. I work a boring job (To most. I've had people tell me they would go crazy doing what I do. It's ok to me) writing VBA script and reporting to doctors how much money they've made. (A hint. It's usually a lot.) I work in Oldsmar, and live in the Town N Country section of Tampa... yes, I think that's how it's actually spelled. At least it's not the GIT R DUN section. *shiver*
I am here because I find it impossible to meet new people. I'm not a bar person, and I don't date co-workers. Can I find my dream girl online? Who knows, but if I can, we can lie about how we met if you like.