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PencilPirate

31 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I grew up in California, but decided the weather was too nice, so I moved to NYC. I absolutely love it here, even when it gets humid in midtown and it smells like a hobo and a dog had a bath together and the bathwater was made of old mayonnaise.

I've been told I'm logical and have an even temper, although this hasn't always been in a positive context. I love trying new things whenever possible, especially if it involves drinking outdoors. I've always been a reader, and am typically in the middle of at least two books at a time, one non-fiction for my book club and one fiction. I'm also the only person I know under the age of 65 who still reads the newspaper on the weekends.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in advertising. Not the "eccentric creative department" that you see in movies, but the "managing all the junk you need to figure out so that you aren't wasting the clients money" side to advertising. I enjoy the work, although it can stress me out at times.
I’m really good at
- Dancing all night long. I go for endurance, not quality

- Cooking pasta. Every week I make a different sauce out of what looks good at the market and use it throughout the week. My Mac & Cheese is pretty much the best thing ever

- Using my hands to express emotion while talking. This tends to get more pronounced as I tell a story until I'm flailing wildly by the end
The first things people usually notice about me
Possibly my beard, which is magical and can be used to start small fires if rubbed vigorously. I've also been told I dress well for a straight man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Brick, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Wet Hot American Summer, The Labyrinth, American Splendor, Dark Days, The Warriors, Moon, The Fog of War, Shaun of the Dead, When Harry Met Sally, or anything by Akira Kurosawa, Terry Gilliam, Quentin Tarantino, Charlie Kaufman, or Stanley Kubrick. I also have a soft spot for truly terrible horror movies from having grown up with MST3k.

Books: Joseph Heller, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, John Steinbeck, J.R.R. Tolkien, John Keats, Yasunari Kawabata, Samuel Beckett, Geoffrey Chaucer, Neal Stephenson, Philip Larkin, T.S. Eliot, Michael Chabon, Immanuel Kant, or Umbert Eco.

Comedians: Louie C.K, Jim Gaffigan, Patton Oswalt, Stella, Aziz Ansari, The Mighty Boosh, Mitch Hedberg, John Stewart, Steven Wright, David Cross

Music: Changes too frequently to post here

Podcasts: Jordan Jesse GO!, Planet Money, My Brother My Brother and Me, How Did This Get Made? This American Life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to get lunch. I'm obsessed with the food carts near my office, and I like to hunt around and find new delicious things to try nearby.
On a typical Friday night I am
At my place mixing a cocktail for my friends before we go out to a bar. I've gathered a fairly robust alcohol selection and have been into making drinks lately. Sometimes I mix it up with a night at home watching netflix if the work week was particularly rough on me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think sushi is overrated. I don't respond well to peer pressure. And I once attended computer summer camp.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating