Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

PenguinMike23

29 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Yeah. This sounds hard. Okay. I love board games, trivia, football, reading, computers, golf (I suck at it (though less so than in the past)), and, uh, stuff. I'm not really sure what else to say about myself, but I'm pretty open, so if you have any questions, feel free to ask!
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a small/medium software company and wear about seventeen different hats. Among many other things, I help the company figure out what our customers need and want and then work with the programmers to bring it to life. I absolutely love my job.

I got my degree in political science and had hoped to go into that field. I'm incredibly happy with where I landed, however, so I have no complaints about the outcome.
I’m really good at
Everything? No, uh... computers! Oh, and everything. Being honest. Listening! Trivia. And... possibly everything. Except the things I'm not.
The first things people usually notice about me
Don't know! Maybe that I'm either super focused or decidedly not. I don't have much of a middle ground.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Christopher Moore, especially Lamb and Bloodsucking Fiends. I'm also a big fan of Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Pratchett, and Piers Anthony. I was a huge fan of Good Omens by Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, so I read American Gods. I found it rather disappointing, at first, and was pretty bummed, but I kept reading and actually changed my mind on it about halfway through. It took some effort to really get into it, but once I did, I was happy I had persevered.

Movies: Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Kevin Smith flicks, The Great Escape, Batman Begins.

TV Shows: The West Wing. I can watch The West Wing over and over. And I do. I'm a big fan of Sports Night, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Newsroom, Breaking Bad, Dexter, True Blood, and House of Cards.

Theatre Shows: Wicked, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Spamalot, Jesus Christ Superstar, Oklahoma!, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Music: 90s Rock/Alternative, but I like a lot of different stuff, too. Favorite bands are Live, Queen, Bush, REM, The Rolling Stones, The Who.
The six things I could never do without
My computer, my friends (usually)... and I've run out of things. Except for, you know, the things that I actually need to survive (like an industrial strength hair-dryer).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My goals, computers, whatever I'm currently reading, sex, my job, stuff, and things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Bowling? Playing board games? At karaoke and drinking a bit (hopefully not participating)? Reading? Watching a movie? It's just a big mystery.

On a typical Wednesday night, however, you'll always find me at Team Trivia, unless I have to travel for work. On those occasions, I am slightly sad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a pretty open person, priviately, but tend to be fairly discreet, publicly.

That said, I present a few random tidbits about me:
I'm an INTJ. At one time, I didn't really believe in these descriptors, but this guide hit a little too close to home: http://intjcentral.com/the-compleat-idiots-guide-to-the-intj/4/

I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi.

I'm an odd combination of confident and shy. I'm very confident in myself and will likely come across as such in text or speech; however, in public, I'm not a "center of attention" type of person.

These probably weren't that interesting, so if you have something else in mind that you wish to ask me, feel free to send me a message. I'll [almost] guarantee that I'll answer your question honestly!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I seem interesting and/or (hopefully and) fun?