Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Penguinbandit

28 M Vallejo, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate writing these things. I mean what the hell are you supposed to say? I'm a studly man, come feel my biceps and rub on my sixpack (disclaimer sixpack is covered with a fine layer of chub). Or maybe that I am a giant damn dork who has a penguin collection and sometimes acts like a velociraptor. Yes I have a velociraptor impression and it is amazing. It really is a pain in the butt to try and give a sense of your personality through text, but screw it why not?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently training at Starbucks as a store manager. I do actually enjoy my job and it's decent money. One day I would like to open up my own Irish Pub with a more edgy then traditional look to it. Maybe rockabilly pinup portraits on the walls and of course dudes in kilts. Because kilts are awsome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making awkward moments hilarious instead of awkward. Acting like a 5 year old even though I am 28. Making a complete fool of myself in public and not caring. Licking random peoples faces.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How tall I am, that my beard is red, or my piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books: Anything by L.E. Modsitt Jr.
Favorite Movies: A Knights Tale or Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo Decaprio.
Favorite Shows: Dark Angel, Angel, Firefly, Chuck
Favorite Music: The Offspring, Flogging Molly, Mumford and Sons, Dropkick Murphys ect.
Food: I LOVE all food. I enjoy cooking and eating but if I had to pick a favorite it would be sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone, The internet, my laptop, books, good food, and beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, I enjoy learning and pondering the universe and reading about random stuff on Wikipedia. Why cheesecake is called cheesecake instead of creamcheese pie. What I would do during an alien invasion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either Playing video games on the computer or out at the bar playing pool and meeting people. Dancing naked on the summer solstice. Having nerf gun fights in the nude, building lego cities and pretending I am godzilla and smashing them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a meat popsicle!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk, are interested, want to meet up ect. Don't be afraid to message me I like a girl who's not afraid to go after what they want. If you can get down with some crazy adventure ideas and want to go dive off a 150ft cliff into to ocean with me.