Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate writing these things. I mean what the hell are you supposed
to say? I'm a studly man, come feel my biceps and rub on my sixpack
(disclaimer sixpack is covered with a fine layer of chub). Or maybe
that I am a giant damn dork who has a penguin collection and
sometimes acts like a velociraptor. Yes I have a velociraptor
impression and it is amazing. It really is a pain in the butt to
try and give a sense of your personality through text, but screw it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently training at Starbucks as a store manager. I do actually
enjoy my job and it's decent money. One day I would like to open up
my own Irish Pub with a more edgy then traditional look to it.
Maybe rockabilly pinup portraits on the walls and of course dudes
in kilts. Because kilts are awsome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making awkward moments hilarious instead of awkward. Acting like a
5 year old even though I am 28. Making a complete fool of myself in
public and not caring. Licking random peoples faces.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am, that my beard is red, or my piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books: Anything by L.E. Modsitt Jr.
Favorite Movies: A Knights Tale or Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo
Favorite Shows: Dark Angel, Angel, Firefly, Chuck
Favorite Music: The Offspring, Flogging Molly, Mumford and Sons,
Dropkick Murphys ect.
Food: I LOVE all food. I enjoy cooking and eating but if I had to
pick a favorite it would be sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone, The internet, my laptop, books, good food, and beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, I enjoy learning and pondering the universe and reading
about random stuff on Wikipedia. Why cheesecake is called
cheesecake instead of creamcheese pie. What I would do during an
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either Playing video games on the computer or out at the bar
playing pool and meeting people. Dancing naked on the summer
solstice. Having nerf gun fights in the nude, building lego cities
and pretending I am godzilla and smashing them.
You should message me if
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You want to talk, are interested, want to meet up ect. Don't be
afraid to message me I like a girl who's not afraid to go after
what they want. If you can get down with some crazy adventure ideas
and want to go dive off a 150ft cliff into to ocean with me.
I feel like there should also be more feedback on here. I get a lot
of conversations that just stop. Ladies let us know if something
comes off weird it's hard to conversation properly online!
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