I hate writing these things. I mean what the hell are you supposed
to say? I'm a studly man, come feel my biceps and rub on my sixpack
(disclaimer sixpack is covered with a fine layer of chub). Or maybe
that I am a giant damn dork who has a penguin collection and
sometimes acts like a velociraptor. Yes I have a velociraptor
impression and it is amazing. It really is a pain in the butt to
try and give a sense of your personality through text, but screw it
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a manager at a BBQ Resturaunt in downtown San Francisco . I do actually enjoy my job and it's decent money. One day I would like to open up my own Irish Pub with a more edgy then traditional look to it. Maybe rockabilly pinup portraits on the walls and of course dudes in kilts. Because kilts are awsome.
I’m really good at
Making awkward moments hilarious instead of awkward. Acting like a 5 year old even though I am 29. Making a complete fool of myself in public and not caring. Licking random peoples faces.
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am, that my beard is red, or my piercings and tattoos. That I am a 30 foot tall lake monster from the paleolithic era.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Anything by L.E. Modsitt Jr.
Favorite Movies: A Knights Tale or Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo
Favorite Shows: Dark Angel, Angel, Firefly, Chuck
Favorite Music: The Offspring, Flogging Molly, Mumford and Sons,
Dropkick Murphys ect.
Food: I LOVE all food. I enjoy cooking and eating but if I had to
pick a favorite it would be sushi
The six things I could never do without
My phone, The internet, my laptop, books, good food, and beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything, I enjoy learning and pondering the universe and reading
about random stuff on Wikipedia. Why cheesecake is called
cheesecake instead of creamcheese pie. What I would do during an
On a typical Friday night I am
Either Playing video games on the computer or out at the bar
playing pool and meeting people. Dancing naked on the summer
solstice. Having nerf gun fights in the nude, building lego cities
and pretending I am godzilla and smashing them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a meat popsicle!!
You should message me if
You want to talk, are interested, want to meet up ect. Don't be afraid to message me I like a girl who's not afraid to go after what they want. If you can get down with some crazy adventure ideas and want to go dive off a 150ft cliff into to ocean with me.
Or if you want to say screw all this and just run of to Las Vegas and get married and see how things turn out.