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  • Ages 21-34
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My details

Last online
Dec 31, 2012
Asian, White
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity and it’s important
Dropped out of High school
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Well, uh, let's see...I may very well be the world's only practicing non-Catholic, in that I attend mass weekly, but reject many of the core dogma of the church, do not accept the rite of Communion, and haven't been to confession since I was a teenager. I could probably create a clever rationalization for that, but it's mainly due to moral cowardice. I'm a capital-L Libertarian and serious enough about it that I've actually done a fair amount of writing and speaking on the subject.

What else? I'm a decent playwright with the bad reviews to prove it; I'm half-Chinese, half-white; I'm a high-school dropout with a GED and yes, I'm happy with that decision; and I have an autonomic disorder which severely limits my activity, although I train hard and possess a remarkable degree of mobility, considering. How's that to start with?

I am inquisitive, self-absorbed, and loquacious
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in the theatre, and I dabble in pretty much everything -- but first and foremost I consider myself a writer, and everything else I do (directing, acting) is an extension of that. I love my work; lord knows I'd be a fool to do it for the money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, playwriting, I hope, since that's my profession. I've also done some street and slam poetry, as well as song lyrics for musicals and rock bands. I'm a mime, believe it or not, and I've done everything from white-face street mime to full-length slapstick productions. I have some limited background in gymnastics, dance, and various martial arts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Glasses. And a predilection for black. Look under "emo kid" in the encyclopedia and you'll find a picture of my identical twin. I'm a short, stocky Chinese dude, and in Minnesota that's sufficient to make me a novelty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Entertainment is my business, so my tastes are eclectic and all over the map -- I love Victorian poetry, speculative fiction, superhero comics, and European folklore. I think that Wolfram von Eschenbach's Parzival is the supreme achievement of Western literature, and that Kyle Rayner is the coolest Green Lantern; I can rattle off Tennyson by heart and am ashamed to admit that I have a secret collection of Dragonlance novels I more or less failed to outgrow.

When it comes to movies, well, lately I've been on a German expressionism kick, and kung-fu DVDs take up half my shelf. I'm obsessed with classic comedians from Groucho Marx to Woody Allen. As for music, sheesh, Wagnerian opera, big-band jazz, Pink Floyd and Steppenwolf...

...I guess it boils down to the fact that I've never really drawn a distinction between so-called "high art" and "low art". I'm equally content wading through James Joyce or Neil Gaiman. If it entertains me, I'm happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, my laptop, my library, my cell phone, and my car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night. I'm usually working on a number of different projects, all of which have sporadic schedules. I have no social life; occasionally a friend will drag me out to a movie or a bar. I'm also a drama critic, so if I'm lucky I'm seeing good theatre. Otherwise, I'm just as likely to be curled up with a good book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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A Catholic upbringing, focused on the deification of pain (suffering=absolution=apotheosis), has left me with some unpleasantly masochistic tendencies.
You should message me if
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You find me remotely tolerable. I'm a wretchedly lonely man.