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30 Glasgow, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Banking / Finance
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All of this information feels somewhat outdated now.
Turned off my account a while ago and have since reactivated it and I am just updating it as I go now.

I am open to conversing with people who are interesting and like to talk.
I'm a kindly soul. I enjoy fun and listening to music that is more suited to someone who lives in quiet fields or isolated beaches with the sun beaming down upon well-placed straw hats.

I love conversation. I think the best way to get to know someone. The moments when you get on a bus or a train and ask a random stranger what the time is, then it all clicks and you talk for half an hour about the silliest things.
Random chat and banter, anything to make you smile really and give you that warm feeling inside.

People seem to appreciate me for being me. I'm never too sure why and I don't think they can explain it either.
Coffee is my go to and I am thankful for both Starbucks and our favourite little coffee places like T'chai Ovna in the West End. Pretty much my attention will be had should a wee coffee be put on the table
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aiming for happiness and trying to not mess up my zen.

- I've learnt to bake this year. I'm going to try making cookies this year - this has been accomplished
- I enjoy learning new things and improving myself and want to take dance classes this year because everyone in clubs dance terrible and that "wedding shuffle" dance that people do gets me irate (not that you can complain about that at a wedding...)
- I want to learn to cook a good macaroni cheese [edit] I am in the process of improving a macaroni cheese! I feel like it's not cheesy enough but I feel like I'm using a lot of cheese... [further edits] This endeavour has proven to be reasonably successful. My secret was to add even more cheese.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make a mean omelette.

I can talk and ask questions for an age so much that I don't know when to stop asking questions.
I'm not good at getting "subtle hints"
I am often being mean when not trying to be.
I casually give back-handed insults unknowingly and then try to apologise for them whilst shoving my foot further in my mouth.

Organising people, long trips, holidays.
Card games.

Slurring sentences into singular but very elongated words.
Mishearing things and feeling awkward when I ask for a repetition.
Using 50 words to explain something when I could just use 4 instead.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look younger than I am
I like geeky stuff

I have a Scottish accent with some Americanisms from a person who does not have Scottish parents. This actually varies from person to person. People tend to say different things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Back to the Future, Serenity, Stardust, Empire Records, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Morning Glory, The Notebook! (yeah
...), 10 things I hate about you, Tangled, Definitely Maybe, Star Wars, About a Boy,

My favourite book is Yes Man by Danny Wallace (it changed my life)

Radio 6, Blur, Rilo Kiley, She and Him, The Goo Goo Dolls
Right now listening to Goldfrapp and Kyla La Grange.
First Aid Kid maybe...

I really liked watching Pushing Daisies when it was on. It was whimsical, bright and sunny. Almost sickly but it got me in the mood for smiling. It was like instant-formula for happy moments.

Community is (edit: was) one of the best things on TV just now and the first few seasons of How I met your mother were magical... shame the newer ones are not. Currently making my way through Modern Family.
I have discovered 30 Rock. Great show. Liz Lemons please get in contact.

Food brings so much comforts and warming thoughts. Macaroni cheese, home-made baked goods (fresh from the oven warm!), omelettes.
Recently made chicken fried pork chops in honey garlic (serves 2-3, add rice!). I also don't know why it's called that as there's no chickens involved...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The need to relieve my angry side by ranting about silly things constantly to whoever is in earshot.
A sense of accomplishment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place in this crazy world
I like to read and learn about attaining happiness and the things you can do to make that happen
Affairs of the heart and what it all means
What I'm going to eat next
Where my time went
Card games
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm out I sometimes wish I was in.
If I'm in I tend to wish I was out.

Occasionally gallivanting around the country trying to win trips to countries far, far away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is this not an oxymoron?
I can put both legs behind my head I guess. That's not very 'private' though.
I'm not especially worried about dying as much as I'm concerned about what happens after death.
It feels similar to the question of "if a tree falls in the woods but no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to talk.
You liked reading my profile.
You want to complain about something. I will invoke the ranting clause in which someone has to listen.
You think we'd get along.