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23 M Bronx, NY

My Details

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Greek (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
The name is Maxim, born in the frozen wastelands of mother Russia and weaned by polar bears. Quite an unlikely story? Very well, the plain simple truth is that my origins can be traced to a small little port city near the Baltic sea by the name of St. Petersburg, the so called cultural heart of Russia, or, as few know, once known as the "city of bones" (a reputation well-earned considering the multitude that laid down their lives to bring forth its majesty.) Ehhem, I guess I got a ted bit carried away there with the history lesson. Well what can you expect from a history fanatic?

So, more about little ol' me. I moved to the city of New York at a young age and have pretty much squandered away a significant portion of my life within this lovely rotten apple. Having grown up learning to speak two languages simultaneously, I have developed an interesting unique accent of my own which is rather hard to place for the occasional passing stranger. Often a time I love to play a little game where I ask the individual to guess my heritage, results are often humorous

My interests are varied and diverse, as it is supposed to be for any who possesses the heart of an adventurer or researcher. I love the natural great outdoors. There is nothing grander than hiking long hours through the dense foliage of a forest and listening to the serene natural orchestra of a thousand birds, until one of them decides it adequate to reward your patronage with a lovely white streak across your shoulder. Anything else? Well I also have a fancy for classical movies, and a deep-seated fondness for good stories. Considering my love for the written prose, I have often fancied pursuing a career in writing, that or become a historian in some form or other... Yeh, yeh, I'm one of those who are fond of the idea of ending his days nose deep within dusty old tomes written by scribes of deranged monarchs from the medieval era. Despite it all, it appears as though the sciences have laid their claim to my life...

What other elements of myself would you lasses be interested in? Should I venture forth and lavish myself with the title of a gentleman, or would that make me appear somewhat elf-gratuitous? What right indeed do I have to make such proclamations? The title gentleman is given, not self bestowed. All I am able to do is simply vouch to you, my dear ladies, that i am an honest individual. What ever you may have heard about the codex of chivalry, I am its physical personification within this modern day and age (so much for the modesty bit hahah!). Now don't confuse it with the bushido code, because I am definitely not about to commit seppuku for anything, not even a traffic ticket lol. Protector of the weak, loyal to the core, generous with what little wealth I have (always have the habit of giving at least a dollar to any homeless person I see), and always honorable to any woman that passes my way. If one earns my trust, they can be assured that I will be loyal to them until the day I die (or else become brain-dead from a freak accident or one of the few mental degenerative diseases out there). What few friends I have know for certain that i will never lie to them, nor ever turn judas and betray them. You can torture me with hot iron pokers, eviscerate and rummage through my inner organs (ala Braveheart style... FREEEDDOOOOM!), force me to listen to katy perry or justin beiber, and still I wont forsake my oath of loyalty to those I love and care. So, now I leave you gals to ponder over whether you desire such a knight in dark macabre armor around within your lives.

Oh, and if it matters to anyone who believes in the psychological profiling system of the Myers-Briggs test, you can label yours truly as an INTP... hummm... a thinker... who could have thunk? Auguste Rodin would have been proud. hahah!
What I’m doing with my life
Going wherever the wind takes me. Though unfortunately it seems as though they have abandoned me somewhat of late and left me on still waters. Due to the ongoing recession that has grasped this lovely country of ours by the scruff of its neck, much like an irresponsible unruly child, I've been forced to put aside all plans of my continued education on hold in order to assist my parents economically. Hopefully things will get back on track eventually and I can get back into those halls of knowledge that I so yearn for. But hey, family always comes first in my book.

If you find my being on this site to be an awkward phenomena considering everything else going on in my life, just know that every person yearns for the reassuring companionship of an understanding soul. Even the strongest of individuals often require a comforting hand to keep them from falling deep into despair. Don't worry, I'm not too much of a heavy burden, if any at all hahah!

Some of you may be dismayed by my lack of college, but let me assure you that I am as determined as anybody else to build a future for myself. It is a certainty that I mean to pursue my education, dedicate myself either to the path of science or the written arts, and make a name for myself. First, I mean to pay my dues to those who had brought me into this world and made me the person I am today. Also, I am one of those unlucky chaps who always puts the needs of loved ones before those of his own. Greed really must have run away in fright of my ugly face when I was born hahah.
I’m really good at
Writing, being a gentleman, running like hell (did track during my high school years.) Acting out the parts of a mad scientist or an insatiable drunk (do a pretty damn good imitation for a person who has never even been tipsy). And finally my knack for studying and analyzing people to the smallest of detail, a skill that has made me into quite a notorious poker player.
The first things people usually notice about me
A rather awkward accent that is hard to place; good luck guessing. Also unusually dark green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: instead of listing the books, I'd rather name the author's whose works have provided me with many fond memories of reading way past the twilight hours. They are: George Gordon Byron, Percy Shelley, Alexander Pushkin, Mikhail Bulgakov, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir Thomas Malory, Sir Walter Scott, Franz Kafka, Geoffrey Chaucer, Henry David Thoreau, H.P. Lovecraft, Alexander Dumas, Victor Hugo, Julio Cortazar, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, John Milton, Dante Alighieri, Francois Rabelais, Marcel Proust, Jules Verne, The Grimm Brothers , Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, Robert A. Heinlein, Orson Scott Card, J.R.R Tolkien, Robert Jordan, George R.R. Martin, Andrzej Sapkowski, Homer, Aristophanes, Euripides, Sophocles, Virgil... Any fiction/sci fi novel, classical literature, Greek/Egyptian/Scandinavian/Slavic/Eastern Mythology, philosophy (Carl Jung, Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, Roger Bacon, Friedrich Nietzsche, Plato, Socrates, Marcus Aurelius).

Movies: most classical movies, french movies with Louis de Funès or Pierre Richard, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Silence of the Lambs, Lawrence of Arabia, Spartacus (1960 version with Kirk Douglas), The Great Escape, Braveheart, The Patriot, Gladiator, The Fall of Rome, 007 movies (especially those with Sean Connery), Indiana Jones, Casablanca, The Godfather Trilogy, The Untouchables, Lethal Weapon I-IV, Bladerunner, Serenity, Memento, The American Psycho, The Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Life of Brian.

Shows: House MD, The Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica (both the original and the remake), Firefly, Star Trek, Fringe, Sherlock, Primeval, Family Guy, Monk, Psych, and anything on the History channel.

Music: Anything in the rock genre (Pink Floyd, Led Zeppellin, Deep Purple, The Beatles, Queens, Rolling Stones, Uriah Heep, Wings, Scorpions, Red Hot Chili Pepper, Guns n' Roses, Iron maiden) Jazz (Louis Armstrong, Duke Elington, Miles Davis), classical orchestra (Ludwig van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Johann Sebastian Bach, Wilhelm Richard Wagner, Frédéric François Chopin ) , celtic.

Food: Omnivorous, yum yum!
The six things I could never do without
Hmmm, quite a tricky question there... can I mention all of my major organs, hopefully intact and where they belong? Nope... well than, I guess Books, laptop, a place to lay my head down when thinking, some good music, plenty of tea to brew at a moments notice, and what else does a man need? Oh... perhaps someone to share the tea with wouldn't hurt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The answer to life, the universe, and everything. (spoiler....the answer is 42 ).
Also puzzling over certain matters of the scientific nature... methods to extend human longevity for the most part... interesting subject, I must admit, though I guess most of my theories can be considered quite... mad... insane... or highly improbable with modern technology!
In those few instances when I find myself unoccupied and/or bored, I often take to brainstorming scenarios for my next short story or novel.
On several lonely night (of which there are many, alas poor me!), I spend countless hours pondering over numerous subjects of historical relevance. Methodically chronologizing within my mind the astonishing development of human civilization for the past 6 thousand years of recorded history. All the while trying to explain the various inconsistencies that yet exist within our records, most notably how cultures that were thousands of miles apart and no means of communication betwixt each other, managed to share similar mythologies, architectural methods, and knowledge of astronomy and mathematics that would not be developed for another hundreds of years amidst more "civilized" cultures.
In all honesty, the old ticker is always working so I never truly run out of things to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting back with a cigar and savoring that sweet taste of victory that only a royal flush in a poker game can bring! Just kidding. Not much of a gambler really. I guess I just wing it and do whatever comes to mind. More often than not I end up either whittling away my hours before a computer, reclining upon a soft surface with a good book in hand, or trying to practice the Kendo with my Bokken (wooden katana) heheh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a particular fancy for human brains... ok, very well, truthfully, I'm sort of a nerdy video gamer (PC games mostly).

Oh, and I also possess this awkward knack for trying to imitate Scottish accents... Alas the results are often quite hilarious to behold. Ye gad... Ah be bloody wankered noo, sure enough :P
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain."

Carpe diem! Memento mori!, so why not, ladies? :)

Something of note, I kind of have a preference for girls who possess a nerdy bone within their body, even if it is as small as the stapes. Also, it may surprise a great many of ye, but I happen to be a guy who prioritizes companionship over sex. So, if you are in any way interested solely in the latter, I'm not really your guy.

At the present moment I am mostly interested in meeting new people and forging new friendships. If anything sprouts from that particular soil, I would not mind exploring the possibilities... but, I am more than willing just to remain as good ol' buddies.