1. I am understanding.
2. I am loving, caring, and know how to communicate with you.
3. I am patient with you and don't lose my temper.
4. I don't try to change you or your ways.
5. I respect you, your personal space, your friends and your family.
6. I can make you smile and laugh when needed.
7. I am protective of you, but not overly protective.
8. I am financially and mentally stable.
Here's OUR romantic comedy that we tell people about how we met:
I was mid-slurp while sitting in an Orange Julius when I look outside to see my arch-nemesis, the meter maid, approaching my vulnerably parked car. It looks like I’m doomed... but then you appear OUT OF NOWHERE and expertly distract her as I bolt out the door and deftly slip a quarter into my coin-starved meter. We probably would have stayed there, gazes locked forever, had the smoothie guy not resuscitated us with an Extra-Large Tropi-Colada and two straws...
I have a university business degree. I love writing comedy screenplays/scripts, producing those into shows/movies and performing voiceovers for commercials as well as standup comedy at comedy clubs. There’s no other feeling in the world that compares to the moments when I’ve got the audience laughing so hard that I can say anything and the crowd will literally beg me for more. Just imagine soaking in the exhilaration that comes from having the world in the palm of your hand when you can do no wrong…
My sense of humor is cynical and sarcastic yet playful and tongue-in-cheek. So if you can’t laugh at life, then we probably won’t get along… I believe humor is the answer to a lot of problems. Having the ability to laugh at a potentially serious situation can make things a whole lot better. Whenever something goes wrong, before I make amends to fix it, I take the time to laugh about it first.
I have many professional and personal goals that I want to achieve… the most important ones being to achieve financial independence so I can do whatever I want, with anyone I want, wherever I want and sharing my life with a great woman. She knows what she wants, isn’t afraid of going after it, has a smile that makes me want to melt, and a tenderness that goes beyond words (I’m being serious.)
It’s especially a big turn-on when a woman clicks with me by sharing a joke that other people might not always get… so don’t be shy, say Hi!