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26 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 3:12am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Afrikaans (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a Jersey boy at heart, but I've lived in DC for about 8 years now. I graduated back in 2010 with a degree in international development. I'm wandering through the non-profit sector helping out where I can.

I'm into:
- Learning languages: I have a hookup for cheap language classes, so I take them whenever I can (I'm on language #7 now!). I've been told I have a knack for pronunciation by several native speakers.
- Sports/staying active: I bike everywhere, run when I can (preferably in the rain), and play basketball most weekends. I also have some fierce Big 4 loyalties.
- Cooking: When I have the time, there's nothing I love more than putting together a good meal and dancing around the kitchen. (Spoiler alert: my food turns out better than my dancing)
- Science, tech, gaming: The nerdy stuff. If you're into it too, awesome. If not, no big deal! I do care about being well-rounded.

I share the same Myers-Briggs type with Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, and Justin Timberlake. So... there's that. ISFP.
What I’m doing with my life
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Becoming a Lebenskünstler.

Seriously though, just keeping my eyes open and not limiting myself right now. Been doing the non-profit thing for a few years, and I do love helping people! I'll probably go back to working with kids soon, it's what I've been doing most of my life and it's what I care the most about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Picking up new languages, especially pronunciation.
- Utterly destroying crosswords, sudoku, and sporcle quizzes.
- Obscure one-liners, quotes, references, impersonations. I'm almost too good at these.
- Dodging city traffic on my bike. Or riding the red line with no hands (I want to learn to surf eventually, this has to be good practice)
The first things people usually notice about me
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If I'm talking to someone in a different language, it's probably my pronunciation.

I'm tall, my hair does a swooshy thing, and the Roman nose, I'm sure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Scar Tissue, John Dies at the End, anything by Cory Doctorow, American Book of the Dead, Ventus, Valhalla, The Unincorporated Man. Basically any post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller?

Movies: Anything directed by Quentin Tarantino or Mel Brooks. If I'm going to commit 90+ minutes to something, it's going to be campy and ridiculous. I love Young Frankenstein, Kill Bill, Sin City, and Jane Austen's Mafia!

TV: I'm really a blank canvas here, open to watching whatever! My go-to will always be Mystery Science Theater 3000 though. If you're an MST3K fan, we'll get along just fine. Also digging the new Cosmos and Doctor Who. If we're required to have something in common here, I watch Game of Thrones.

Music: Favorites include Red Hot Chili Peppers (and John Frusciante's solo stuff) Parliament/Funkadelic, Coheed & Cambria, and A Wilhelm Scream. Love rock, funk, acoustic, hardcore, and metal (I won't judge if you won't). I've been listening to nothing but Thank You Scientist for the last month at least. So good.

For food... everything. I'll eat most anything once (and likely again). Love me some tacos though. I'm a mad scientist in the kitchen, I love to experiment when cooking! I'm a spice junkie, I've been known to down raw habañeros.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family and friends.
2. My dog Icarus, aka Sticky Icky.
3. Funky music.
4. My bike/running shoes.
5. My chef's knife and spice rack.
6. Hot sauce. I'm sure my blood has its own Scoville rating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. I want to go places in the non-profit world, but it's hard to narrow down the cause one is 'most dedicated' to. If I can help people learn, eat, or live, then I can't go wrong. Call me passionate, but not picky.

Why OKCupid won't let me add any more languages to my bio.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night is usually reserved for relaxing at the end of the week. I'll make a good meal, grab a beer, flip on a movie, whatever! Saturday would be more my going-out night. Love to find new places to hang out (pubs > clubs, any day). Always down for a bike ride, concert, ball game, adventure out of the city - you name it!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to do this:

...and I got good. I'm a Shodan (first degree black belt). This is only private because when you tell someone you're a swordsman, you get mixed reactions.
You should message me if
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You're a kid-at-heart type of person. I get along really well with people who have a spark of curiosity and wonder about the world around them. Closed mindedness is not cool.

You speak another language in addition to English, or you find it attractive when a guy does. Alles klingt besser in einer anderen Sprache, nicht wahr?

I'm looking to click with someone long term, definitely let me know if you're on the same page. I'm not wired for hook ups.

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