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26 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
English (Okay), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is Perry Cornell Schmittdiel. I am a vexed, yet well versed young man with 26 years behind me. Now, I know what you're thinking, yes I have a beard, no, it doesnt have a name but if it did it would probably be Sandy. I venture far across the deserted planes from a land well known as Los Angeles (or the city of Lost Angels, derived from latin manuscript, im pretty sure) to better acustom myself with the traditional rites of Chicago. Beside working in the restaurant industry I am an avid homebrewer. On the fluke coincidence that I'm not working, I like to check out as many shows as i can. I recently got out of a relationship, so im interested in something a little more on the casual side. I'm also really into making new friends! If that sounds good to you send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream before I go to professional career limbo!

Spittin mad flows.

Serving some dank ass food.

Eating all the cereals. Yes. All of them.
I’m really good at
Making vegetarian pizza, gawking at ridiculous things on the internet, and real life, identifying different flavors in beer, bustin' a move to my favorite tunes, Impersonating other people/ celebrities, and being a likeable asshole.
The first things people usually notice about me
My girthy beard and Nordic features

My silly laugh

My perpensity to speak louder than necessary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book : Slaughterhouse 5, Le Etranger by Albert Camus, The Sorrows of Young Werther, Charles Bukowski, Ask The Dust, The Fire Next Time
Movies: 2001 : A Space Odyssey, The 400 Blows, North By Northwest, Paris, Texas,

Shows: TRUE DETECTIVE, Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Curb Your Enthusiasm, TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB, Portlandia, TWIN PEAKS

Music : Black Flag, Bad Brains, Misfits, the Melvins, Thin Lizzy, Black Angels,
FEAR, Pavement, Iron Maiden, At the Drive In, Devo, Roxy Music, T-Rex (the deep cuts) Brian Eno, the Germs.....many more.

Food I like!

I work at a restaurant that serves unbelievably good food. So after I get off all I want to do is munch on some Doritos and drink shitty beer!
The six things I could never do without
90's Thrash
Mexican food
Horrible awesome action movies
My west coast accent?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who shot first

Whether or not Walt Disney is frozen cryogenically

Whether or not I should try surfing Lake Michigan
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to a concert

Trying the latest and greatest beer, domestic and foreign

Mixin' some tunes


Working :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sucked my thumb until the 3rd grade.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have an opinion about the way things are vs. the way they should be.

You're idea of a productive day involves The Scorpions, malt liquor, and pizza.

You don't take yourself too seriously

Ya like to have fun