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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:42am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay)
My self-summary
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Avid people watcher extraordinaire. Chicago is a haven for people watching, as well as getting drunk on the regs. Which is something I do more than I'd admit. Full-time writer with a part time job at a bar, which basically translates into being a professional drunk. I've never met a high life I didn't like. Now lowlifes, that's a different story.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living the dream before I go to professional career limbo. When I'm not working at a restaurant I'm like, I dunno, goin' to some bar, doing open mics, being a degenerate, eating pizza, yknow all the prerequisites for a twenty something living in Chicago.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making vegetarian pizza, gawking at ridiculous things on the internet, and real life, identifying different flavors in beer, bustin' a move to my favorite tunes, Impersonating other people/ celebrities, and being a likeable asshole.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the beard.....yep.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: , The Sorrows of Young Werther, Charles Bukowski, Ask The Dust, The Fire Next Time
Movies: Possession, Encino Man! North By Northwest, Back to the Future, Repo Man, Coen Bros, HEAT, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 The Secret of the Ooze....the list could go in for days....

Shows: TRUE DETECTIVE, Game of Thrones, Golden Girls, Curb Your Enthusiasm, FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR, TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB, TWIN PEAKS, pretty much anything on PBS, especially California Gold with Huell Howser.

Music : Black Flag, Bad Brains, Misfits, the Melvins, Thin Lizzy, Sabbath, Black Angels,
, Electric Wizard, Bong Ripper, Ghost, Iron Maiden, At the Drive In, Devo, Roxy Music, T-Rex (the deep cuts) Brian Eno, the Germs.....many more.

I actually really like vegetables (yeah I'm one of those) so I try to incorporate a lot of produce in my cooking. Sawwy not sawwy!
Thai Food

I work at a restaurant that serves unbelievably good food. After I get off sometimes I just want to snack on some Doritos and drink shitty beer!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
90's Thrash
Ca$h money in tha bizznank
Horrible awesome action movies
Fender telecaster
Record Player
BEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!( I can do without it but I dont want to just yet)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who shot first

Whether or not Walt Disney is cryogenic ally frozen

Whether or not I should try surfing Lake Michigan
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to a show

Trying the latest and greatest beer, domestic and foreign

Mixin' some tunes


Working :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've met, and had my pictures taken with two US Presidents. Which ones? You'll just have to find out....
You should message me if
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You're an adult, you should message me if you want to!

If your idea of an adventure is a bike ride and some beer.

You appreciate healthy debates.