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24 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly vegetarian
Very often
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I don't think there's anybody in the world who really knows what to write in these things. I used to have a bit of pat text specifically stylised for internet biography sections, but then all of a sudden it was horribly clunky and out of date and I didn't quite have the heart to re-write it.

I'm Seph. I can down a pint in one, apply lipstick perfectly with no mirror in a moving vehicle and walk in seven-inch heels. I write things, and occasionally people even give me money for it.

I like poetry and BDSM and cheese and Amanda Palmer and glitter and gin and David Bowie and the colour pink. I've been actively non-mongamous since I was sixteen and I've identified as bisexual since long before then.

I want to be Jennifer Saunders when I grow up.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer, believe it or not. Kind of a real one, actually: certainly I earn the money to buy the food I eat by writing words on a page, and even though it's all a bit low-rent now I think that's a good start. I intend to keep on being a writer, and hopefully at some point it will become a little bit more lucrative.
I’m really good at
Putting my foot in my mouth, being far too bossy, sex, cooking, rambling on incessantly, spending money at three times the rate I acquire it, holding my drink, learning song lyrics, lacing people into corsets, getting one of the biscuit parts off a custard cream without breaking the cream stuff on the other biscuit part, making tea, writing humorous accounts of really bloody stupid things, getting my stocking seams straight, being late for everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
The filthy cackle, the low-cut top, the gin and tonic and the ridiculous eyeshadow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a great deal, and frankly I'd rather not imagine a life without books. The lion's share of what I read is probably fantasy and magical realism, but I have favourites from all sorts of genres. The two books I think everyone should read before they die are Wise Children by Angela Carter and The Passion by Jeanette Winterson, but I have very many other dear loves: A Midsummer Night's Dream, Fire and Hemlock, Mrs Dalloway, Anne of Green Gables, Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights, Rebecca, The Bell Jar, Bonjour Tristesse, Claudine, The Thirteenth Tale, The Women's Room, Sophie's World.

I have pretty damn eclectic musical tastes. Amanda Palmer and the Dresden Dolls stole my heart when I was fourteen and never gave it back, although at about the same time David Bowie laid claim to significant chunks of my soul. Confident female vocalists make me happy: Lilly Allen, Ida Maria, Catatonia, Rasputina, Florence and the Machine, Emilie Autumn, Marina and the Diamonds, Siouxsie Sioux, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Hazel O'Connor, Blondie, Joni Mitchell, Pink, Amy Winehouse, Adele, Lady Gaga, Regina Spektor, Pretty Balanced, Garbage, all the rest of it. Very many of the songs of my heart were written by blokey bands whose lyrics border on poetry - New Model Army, the Pogues, the Levellers, Billy Bragg, the Smiths, the Doors, Madness, Carter USM, the Clash. And then there's everyone else, all the music I love that doesn't fit so neatly into those boxes. Belle and Sebastian, the bird and the bee, My Life Story, Adam and the Ants, June Tabor, Norma Waterson, Franz Ferdinand, She Wants Revenge, the Prodigy...I could go on and on. And on.

I'm afraid if you ask me about films I'll tell you about musicals. Cabaret, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Rocky Horror, Sweeney Todd, Repo!, Showboat, The Sound of Music, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Mary Poppins, The King and I, Carousel, I'm quite sure you get the picture. I have a secret soft spot for Disney princesses, because I was one of *those* girls. I have some televisual loves, too - I'm afraid I'm a Joss Whedon fangirl, and Buffy or Angel or Firefly or Dollhouse all hit me in the right way. There's also a great deal of very good British drama out there - Desperate Romantics, Skins, Misfits, Life on Mars, Black Books, Spaced. When I don't think anybody's looking I love Gossip Girl dearly. And yes, I rode the Glee train. How could I not?

And food. That's the last thing they say I'm supposed to talk about in this category: food. It's a pretty damned important thing to me, actually, and I'm always happy when it features heavily in a relationship. Eating together and cooking together is bonding, enjoyable, important. I'm a vegetarian, but that doesn't mean I can't be a foodie. I like absolutely everything that isn't either meat or olives. If it has cheese in it, I'll love it - assuming it's not really crap cheese, of course. I'm more into savoury than I am sweet, but that doesn't mean I don't love my dessert too. On bad days all I want is crisps and cheesecake. I love meze and tapas and anything where I get to try a million different little things. My favourite cuisines are probably Indian and Turkish, but there's something I love to be found anywhere. Take me to a restaurant that does good vegetarian dim sum and I'll love you forever. I know of precisely one, and I go there whenever I get a chance.
The six things I could never do without
Cigarettes, gin, the internet, my make-up bag, mature farmhouse cheddar cheese and good friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to have for dinner. Sex. Why my web browser keeps crashing. Whether or not my new top suits me. Where the bloke sitting next to me on the tube might be going. What God has for breakfast. What that cloud that just went past looks like. Why the universe keeps on existing against all the odds. Whether or not I am ever going to persuade this database to work properly. The book I'm reading at the moment. Being tied up and beaten. What's on the telly. Whether or not aliens might be about to invade. What the people I love are doing right now this minute.

You know. The usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Arranging quiet drinks with friends, or going out clubbing somewhere I can wear too much eyeliner and drink pints of cheap cider.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm alone in the house and a good song comes on I like to sing along melodramatically and pretend I have an audience.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think it might be fun.

I'm in a primary relationship with a bloke I like a great deal, but we're definitely non-monogamous.

I'm mostly interested in women, though I very much like men too. (Close friends of mine strongly suspect me of being a lot more into women than I am men, generally.) I'm a sub and mostly looking for dommes, though there's certainly a lot to be said for something more vanilla. Really, monogamy is my only deal breaker. I'd be terrible at it. I'm definitely looking for a polyamorous relationship.

But apart from that, hell, I'm easy. I mean, not like that. Well, alright, sometimes like that.