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PersianBJJ

31 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not sure sure how I feel about this whole meeting people on the internets thing as I'm more of a traditionalist, but I'll give it a go. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
What I’m doing with my life
I am fiscally conservative and liberally cool.
I’m really good at
I'm very passionate about teaching Economics in simplified terms, volunteering a few hours a week at the animal shelter and of course, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. All three of these things greatly enhance lives.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't watch much TV but I read a lot of non-fiction.

Food, you say? I eat anything and everything.
The six things I could never do without
1. Wit
2. Jiu Jitsu
3. French Fries
4. Exercise
5. My dog
6. The Beach
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything! It keeps me up at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Training grappling, eating somewhere interesting, or relaxing at home with a pint of Ben and Jerry's like the sassy fat girl I truly am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've seen every episode of Friends. Like, multiple times. Also, I don't get offended at anything.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–41
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
This is the kind of guy I am:

I was waiting in the lobby area of a restaurant near the front door. I then see an elderly lady walk through the front door into the restaurant with a hand walker and directly behind this lady is this fat, bald, pathetic excuse of existence. Now why would I say such a thing? Well, I see the lady turn around and tell this guy that he just kicked her and his response "Well that makes up for me walking behind your for the past 15 minutes." So basically he was insinuating that her slow movement was impeding his progress. It actually took me a good 30 seconds to allow this to process because I was in such shock that this piece of this has the audacity to say something like that this poor woman in his smug ass voice. So finally this whole thing processes and I basically told him that he didn't need to say that to her in a not so nice voice. He then starts to get a bit smug with me, but he shortly realizes his fatal error in judgement as he saw that I was ready to put my foot up his ass. He then asks me if he can explain. I tell him if he doesn't get out of my face that I would literally slap him in front of his wife like the little bitch that he is. He then proceeds to exit the restaurant.

The moral of this story: If I see some sort of injustice such as this, I something. I Don't allow pricks like this to go around saying what they want to helpless individuals.