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35 Sacramento, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
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Native American, White
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: Before messaging me or replying to my messages please skim my profile and read "You should message me if". It might save time and misunderstanding. Seek first to understand, then be understood.

On to my self-summary:
Got out of a relationship not too long ago and looking for new female friends, not in a rush to get involved with anyone, just expand my circle of friends. The quality of life is defined by those you surround yourself with.

Qualities I value in a friend are honesty, maturity, supportive, openness, trustworthy, intelligence, respectful, good company/conversation, interesting, adaptive and accepting. You don't need to posses all of them, but it gives you a general idea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. Between school, gym, work, golf, socializing and sleep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Many things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On here: That I can spell and use proper grammar

In person: I'm tall and loud (my voice is deep and tends to carry and go through walls)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Do school books count?

Futurama Movies, Grandma's Boy, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Office Space, Undercover Brother, Saving Grace.

Futurama, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Archer, American Dad, Boondocks, Weeds, Real Time, South Park, Pawn Stars, How it's made/Factory made, Chopped, Countdown with Keith Olbermann

Bootsy Collins, George Clinton, Ben Harper, Old School, Funk

I'm a bit of a foodie, whatever doesn't eat me first
I don't cook much myself but I am learning.
I do dice, chop and clean if I know someone willing to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My puppy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ironies that occur due to the human condition:

How men are looking for a physical relationship that has the chance of getting emotional and women are looking for an emotional relationship that has the chance of getting physical.

How men wear their sexuality on their sleeve but hide emotions for fear of being labeled and women wear their emotions on their sleeve but hide their sexuality for fear of being labeled.

Watch this video and you'll be thinking about it afterwards:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing CharDee MacDennis
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a paradox
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb, that's where you find the sweetest fruit. Unless you like low-hanging fruit.

If you want to and have something to say, want to go golfing/sailing/snowboarding or you cook well and want an assistant in the kitchen. You want to meet for coffee and a walk or people watching. You want to go out for a drink and dancing downtown. Or if you own a boat and want to take me wake boarding or fishing.

If i messaged you with "hello" it wasn't because I was lazy or unimaginative, it's because "hello" is a standard greeting in the western world and the way I greet people face to face. I'm going to save my creativity and wittiness for those who are willing to say "hi" back. My reasoning is my time is valuable and I'm not going to waste it trying to charm someone who clearly isn't interested. Don't expect me to say "hello" more than once. I'm nice until provoked so "If you can't say something nice...."

If you noticed me look at your profile but didn't message you it was either because I'm not interested, something on your profile made me feel that you wouldn't be interested or I'm just "browsing". The only way to find out is message me.