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Peter-Parkour

30 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I've recently fleshed out the Q&A portion of my profile with greater detail and explanation — some of the questions aren't as simple as choosing one of the few options provided, and context can make a big difference in how those answers are interpreted.

I do lots of things that, for some reason, adults don't seem to bother with anymore, like board games, bowling and hosting costume parties. It's never a bad idea to dress up silly with your friends and laugh with each other about it. I took up snowboarding this year as a means of finding something to enjoy about winter; it's working. While thrifting recently, I found an old murder mystery dinner game and I intend to play the hell out of it — friends, characters, costumes and all.

I get down with karaoke more than I probably should. Let's pick each other's songs, or find a duet to fail to do justice.

Everything can be funny.

.:.

I'm not treating this with any sense of urgency — more of an "If we have a lot in common, awesome, let's chat/hang and see where things go," than an "I'm lonely and looking for someone to complete me." I'm quite happy on my own, but I'm open to meeting someone awesome and opting to be awesome together.

I'm also down with polyamory and ethical non-monogamy. Your partner's feelings are important to me, too.
What I’m doing with my life
Confronting my fear of heights daily.

Overdressing for the occasion.

I'm strongly considering returning to academia in pursuit of psychology, in hopes of becoming a relationship counselor. Anyone with experience in the field who would like to take a crack at encouraging/dissuading me, have at me.
I’m really good at
...making my friends friends. I really like inviting people from different corners of my life out to do things together, and discovering afterwards that they've since started hanging on their own outside of my company. I get friendship compersion.

...taking a genuine interest in people. People are fascinating. I feel that I can get along with anyone and share a natural compassion with most human experience.
The first things people usually notice about me
The carpet matches the drapes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
B: Dawkins, Palahnuik, Harris, Hitchens, Ellison, Lama, etc. To be honest these days, most of my reading consists of articles via RSS feeds or Reddit.

Mo: Fantasy, Action/Adventure, Slasher/Horror, High-/Low-brow Comedy... I'm not above the odd RomCom, but you may have to sell me on it pretty hard.

S: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the best show nobody I know watches. Honourable mentions to Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Louie, Archer, The Boondocks, Tim & Eric, etc. For nostalgic reasons, I'm about to start revisiting '90s sitcoms, probably starting with the awkward pilots and feeling like a psychic because I know what's going to happen in everyone's near and distant futures.

Mu: Tonnes. Rock, electronic, hip-hop, blues, metal, acoustic, indie, and assorted pretentious things that make eyebrows raise. I may have enough music to live out the rest of my life with a single playlist which never repeats. Think you're into something I've never heard of? Try me. If you show me something I'm blown away by, I'll buy you a drink.

F: All. Stuff my face, plz. I'm also not one to turn down a meal of any sort that I've never tried before — I tried Guinea Pig without hesitation while in Peru this past winter; it was... underwhelming. But I'm glad I tried.
The six things I could never do without
I maintain the delusion that I could "do" without anything.

No, wait... music. And self-reflection. And deep, hearty belly laughs. That is all. I'd probably just waste the last three on something dumb like flavours of Crispers, anyway.

On second though, make 'em All-Dressed, Ranch and... oh, let's say Barbecue.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome it is that our brains just perform complex tasks like decoding language or physics without consciously thinking about it. I've never been hit by a car in my life, but I've never actively calculated for velocity or inertia before/while crossing the street. If you don't think that's fascinating, you're doing it wrong.

What the person on the bus next to me was like as a child (or what they'll be like as an adult/elder). I'm curious about the personal stories of the background actors in my life.

Etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
6/7 of the way through the calendar week.

I don't like 'typical', but I could happily make TED Talks & old-fashioneds my default fallback. So much is walkable since moving downtown, though, so I rarely need one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Given the chance, I will totally snoop your iTunes/music library and high-five you for your guilty pleasures.

Hyperbole is literally worse than Hitler.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...you have a suggestion as to who should play me in a film about my life.

...you have a TED Talk you want to recommend to me.

...you want to play a real-life game of "Where's Waldo?" — get the appropriate costume (glasses and all), head downtown and I'll find you. Or vice versa.

...you want to join me for wine and Scrabble/Jenga in a nearby park during the afternoon, or play flashlight tag with the people attempting to have discrete sex in the bushes at night.

Ultimately, though, these are just fun ways to meet new people. I don't take OKC meet-ups too seriously, always going in with the notion of "No pressure, no expectation, no worries". If we share chemistry, cool; if not, cool. Either way, it should be relaxed and pressure-free.

(Side-note: I'm dead serious about the penpal thing.)