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Petervenkeman

30 M Hadley, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a sarcastic geek with a penchant for using words that are far too big and making references no one gets.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, a lot, I have two jobs. When I'm not doing that, usually writing or hanging out with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really REALLY good at useless trivia. Especially movie trivia. I came up with an entire story linking every movie Kurt Russell was in. Probably shouldn't be proud of that but I am. I also make terrible puns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love Terry Pratchett and Stephen King, Song of Ice and Fire, Vineland, Dresden Files, Ishmael, World War Z, Tristram Shandy, Tale of Two Cities, Canterbury Tales, Shakespeare, Joseph Andrews...

Movies: Way too many. Bad Horror and Good Comedy are favorites.
Serenity, Ghostbusters, Army of Darkness, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Back to the Future, Big Trouble in Little China, The Princess Bride, The Shining, Beetlejuice, Dead Alive, The Omen, Fright Night, A Life Less Ordinary, Formula 51, Shaun of the Dead, The Cutting Edge, Survive Style 5

Television: I don't watch much lately but some all time favorites are Community, Restaurant Impossible, Firefly, The Unusuals, Spaced, and the IT Crowd

Music: I will listen to literally anything and find something to like about it. There are very few songs or artists I absolutely hate. I can sing along to absolute trash and be content

Food: I enjoy foods of all kinds. I like cooking new things and going to new restaurants to try new kinds of foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Pen and paper
A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's next? Who would win in a fight, The Dread Pirate Roberts or Jack Sparrow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't think I have a "typical" friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not all that private, ask me anything
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a good sense of humor, and want to have an actual human (or non-human, I'm not picky) conversation. If I have messaged you, it means I have actually read your profile (shocking I know) and think we would legitimately have something to talk about, if you read this and think the same, I invite you to do the same.