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39 M Morrisville, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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So this is the part that's complicated, describing myself. I like to believe I'm funny, but I also like to believe in unicorns and that I'm an inch taller then what I really am. It's probably easier to say what I am looking for in a woman. So let's start with that and it will also help take up some space. I'm looking for someone who pretty much has themselves already figured out, but who continues to grow and learn. I don't need the perfect woman, just the one that is perfect for me. Someone who has a weird sense of humor or who at least pretends to get mine. I enjoy who I am at this point in my life and would like to share that with someone who enjoys themselves as well. Someone who enjoys traveling or is willing to try new things. A woman who is strong and will hold me if I cry, not that I will cry, but what if I hit my elbow really hard?

A sense of humor, that is the number one thing for me and it would probably help if you like tattoo's or can pretend that mine is just a birthmark. I have a rather large tattoo, but it doesn't mean that I have a criminal record, spent time in a gang or sold cough medicine to children. It's just a way of expressing myself, so if you can tolerate that then it's a start.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing fan mail to Tony Danza. Why won't you write me back Tony!!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running away from Stampeding bulls and angry bees... Top That!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm usually riding a unicorn. They also seem to notice my tattoo... Either in a positive or negative way, people make assumptions based off of it.... Doesn't make me any less of a gentleman, just a gentleman with a tattoo
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I listen to all types of music. I have a very eclectic taste. My ears will give anything a try once.

I'm a vegetarian so anything that doesn't have meat in it, I dig, things like pine cones, twigs and berries. You know typical vegetarian food.

I love to read just haven't done that much reading lately. The last thing I actually read was a sale ad for Target, it wasn't literary greatness but I still enjoyed it.

So some bands I enjoy:
Air France, Angus and Julia Stone, Basia Balut, Bowerbirds, British Sea Power, Cloud Cult, The Cool Kids, Dear Hunter, Fallulah, Fever Ray, Fiery Furnaces, A Fine Frenzy, Forgive Durden, Gotye, Joanna Newsome, Karen O, The Knife, Lost In Trees, Lovely Feathers, Margot & The Nuclear So & So's, My Jerusalem, The Notwist, Passion Pit, Peter Bjorn & John, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Seabear, Trombone Shorty, Tunng, TV on the Radio, The Weepies, White Rabbits and a zillion other bands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Geese A-laying
5. Golden Rings
4. Calling Birds
3. French Hens
2. Turtle Doves
1. True Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I put my car keys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for my car keys!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well that's no longer making it private now is it? Is this a trick question? Did I pass or fail? Up until I was 10 years old my mother convinced me that Elvis Presley was my father, I wish I was making that up.
You should message me if
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I guess the obvious reason to message me would be because you're interested or you want a tofu recipe.