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Pfaust

37 Fremont, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a hybrid jock/band nerd. I spend my days doing laps around the Bay Area fixing things, riding my bike, playing/teaching music, and chasing pucks around rinks.

Please don't judge me because I live in Fremont. I have nothing in common with this place. I settled here because it's sort of the half way point between all the places I need to be at on a regular basis.

Okay, fine. I do have a few good friends here. Elizabeth Park is nice, Niles Canyon is cool and there's a hockey rink here. I don't hate you, Fremont, I'd just much rather be living in Alameda where there's pinball, a beach, and a tiki lounge.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the most of my time on this planet while I'm still able. So should you. No seriously - life is super short. I'm doing my damnedest to make sure that if I died tonight, I could look back and be satisfied with what I'd learned and accomplished. Here's what you don't want:

"Here lies So-and-So. They watched a lot of TV and died with many regrets."

I think the point is to not ever finish EVERYTHING on your bucket list but to always have a list that you're constantly updating.

This concludes the "personal philosophical meanderings" portion of the online dating profile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wearing myself out. Not wearing shirts. Smoothies. Giving super great advice to others that I don't always necessarily follow myself. Geddy Lee falsetto. Buying comic books and forgetting to read them. Air drumming on my bike. Opening doors with my feet. Playing trumpet while driving. Remembering names. Facial hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My winning smile? Whichever fabulous chapeau I happen to be donning that day? The lightning bolts on my arms? My huge tits?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read nearly as much as I would like but my bookcase does feature the following authors: Mark Twain, Chuck Palahniuk, Neal Stephenson, Hunter S. Thompson, Roald Dahl, Hubert Selby Jr., Malcom Gladwell, Chris Hitchens and Douglas Adams. I'm also a big fan of biographies and anything to do with sociology.

Movies: Terry Gilliam, David Fincher, David Lynch, Tim Burton, Stanley Kubrick. Steven Spielberg and I'm a huge nerd for anything Aliens or Hellraiser. (I know, my Y chromosome is showing.)

Music: Among my absolute favorites: Frank Zappa, Moxy Früvous, Blind Guardian, KMFDM, Queen, The Romantic Era, anything with brass or Mike Patton.

TV: Sucks...but I'll admit to watching Archer, The Golden Girls and the occasional hockey game.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Hockey bag (and its contents)
These foods: peanut butter, bananas and avocados
My Bike
My Tools
Hugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Protein, stretching, cycling gear, how to get the dogs in my head to stop barking, the effects of alcohol on the body, population control, how to be a better jazz musician, what to do about the rampant misuse of the apostrophe in our society, why Parker Lewis only lasted 3 seasons, what people used to talk about before Facebook, how Prometheus could have been a better movie, future tattoos, stuff, things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday Night. I'm self employed so every night has the potential to be just like any other. I could be playing hockey. I could be at a gig. I could be fixing machines. I could be getting to bed early for a bike ride the next morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could sing you most of Rockstar by Nickelback. Let me explain: I go into a lot of shitty bars to fix jukeboxes and pool tables and such and that song used to ALWAYS be playing. It beat down my neuro-musical filters over time and eventually took root in my head.
You should message me if
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Are you easy going and down to earth? Do you like music and food and travel and the outdoors? Congratulations! You're boring! I need you to tell me (and the rest of the world) something I(we) don't already know.

Message me if you're unique and fantastic and have something equally unique and fantastic to share with the world.

Message me if you've spent hours and hours of your life trying to master something or at least be great at it. Bonus points if you've cried on more than one occasion doing this.

Message me if you've ever consciously pushed yourself so hard you puked or passed out because you were curious to know where your threshold for punishment was.

Message me if you think bottled water is a joke.

Message me if you think Walmart and fast food are repulsive.

Message me if you like to stay fit not because you like to stare at your bulges in the mirror but because you think your body is amazing and should be used in every way possible while you're still young.

Message me if you like dark surrealist art.

Message me if you'd rather rescue those spiders from your shower instead of flushing them down the drain.

Message me if you think it'll be fun. That's the only reason you should do anything.

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