Please don't judge me because I live in Fremont. I have nothing in common with this place. I settled here because it's sort of the half way point between all the places I need to be at on a regular basis.
Okay, fine. I do have a few good friends here. Elizabeth Park is nice, Niles Canyon is cool and there's a hockey rink here. I don't hate you, Fremont, I'd just much rather be living in Alameda where there's pinball, a beach, and a tiki lounge.